hits different - t.s

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Charlotte

Who?

Tree

Charlotte, she's literally my #1 client. Taylor Swift?? You remember her??

Charlotte

Oh yeah, the girl you made me organize an engagement party for last minute, which caused me to miss my grandpa's 99th birthday party.

Tree

Don't act like it was so awful. You can go to his next one.

Charlotte

I MEAN, IF THERE IS A NEXT ONE??

And after I spent 3 days putting together a beautiful pinterest worthy party, she only tapped me on the shoulder with a stranger-smile & said "thanks Connie."

Tree

Still don't see what the big deal is

Charlotte

Tree, my name is literally Charlotte. Like the web. Like the spider in that movie with the pig.

Anyways, why does she need a babysitter? And why do I of all people have to be the one to do it?

Tree

Her fiancé broke up with her earlier this week. Since then, she's been engaging in some extremely destructive behaviors. Like, behaviors if they got out, could ruin her career

And my reputation.

And as a result, your reputation with it. You used to be a nanny, and I know your own interests align with mine. You love the company as much as I do, though you do seem to love complaining about it. And, I trust you... as much as I'm able to trust a colleague.

Charlotte

And if I refuse this ridiculous offer?

Tree

I'll fire you

Listen, I already have a substitute secretary/assistant picked out while you're away. I promise your spot will be there when this is all over with... plus a higher position with higher pay to match it.

Charlotte

I'm gonna go ahead and ignore the fact you just threatened to fire me <3

It seems like I have no choice in this. Alright, well, when do I start this "job" of stroking Taylor's hair while she cries & eats chocolate ice cream?

Tree

Tomorrow.

Charlotte

WHAT