I'm writing from the perspective of Jasmine B
Unknown Number: Best ways to murder a baby
Hold upp what the fuck
Jasmine B: What
Who the fuck is this person
Unknown Number: How to murder a baby
This person is a psychopath
Jasmine B: What the fuck
Unknown Number: Easiest way to kill a baby
God this person is relentless
Jasmine B: Gods above what are you doing
Unknown Number: How do you kill a fucking baby
They are anggwwyyy
Jasmine B: I'M NOT GOOGLE
Unknown Number: Shit
Unknown Number: Shit
Unknown Number: Shit
Caught you red handed
Jasmine B: Why are you googling how to kill a baby?
Unknown Number: Ummmm...no reason
Holy fuck is she going to murder a baby
Jasmine B: Can I help?
Unknown Number: Sure
Wait what I didn't mean that
Jasmine B: I'm going to contact a mental asylum
Get help you fucking idiot
Jasmine B: Or the police
Jasmine B: Or something
What the fuck do I do??
Unknown Number: It's not what it looks like
Oh really?
Jasmine B: Really? It looks like you were googling how to kill a baby
Unknown Number: I'm an author
Oh shit. You could have said
that from the beginning
Jasmine B: Ohh
Jasmine B: Makes sense
I guess
Author Person: I was not planning on killing a baby
Are you sure?
Jasmine B: Why a baby tho?
Author Person: Makes the crime more despicable
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(authors note this is the universal theme tune)
Jasmine B: Who's doing it??? Gru? Minions? Why despicable?
Jasmine B: Despicable me lol
Author Person: Ha ha very funny
Thank you!
