𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤, 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 ✮ 𝕕𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕩

The Local Tenters Convention

Most people don't believe that camping is an enjoyable experience. Most people would rather go to hotel or at least stay in a cabin. Tent camping is what most outdoor people like me enjoy. Most especially the local tenters convention.

The local tenters convention is not a real thing. It's something that me and my friends came up with. We do a bunch of events that we think summer camps in movies would do. We do swimming, eating, and dancing. We also switch out ones we use every year to add a total of five events.

This year, I proposed that we should do running as an event. Unfortunately, it was shot down. My best friend pointed out that it couldn't be running but it would have to be ranning because it's past tents. So for one of this year's feature events, we have ranning.

I looked at the fourth wall. "See what I
we did there?" Yes, I'm talking to you.

Poof

The nanosecond I typed that period on my keyboard, I heard that little 'poof'. I suddenly was transported back to my room after my escape to reality while writing.

"Hello, my name is Devin. I'm here because you broke the fourth wall. You must fix it or else." Said this so called Devin, in the most annoyed tone I've ever heard. And I've worked in fast food.

"Well, Devin, what if I don't want to? What are you gonna do to me? You don't have any legal authority. " I pointed out.

"Actually, I do." This Devin then proceeded to pull out an ID card that said 'Devin has authority to do anything in the law of whatever country you are in to be able to get you to fix the fourth wall.'

"That literally can't be true. Who would have authority over the entirety the entire world." This is outrageous. Who hired this person? Is it a joke one of my friends are playing on me?

"I can't legally tell you that." Devin said, deadpan.

"Devin, buddy, pal, I'm sorry to tell you this but that's my favorite part of this book so I'm not taking it out. Also, spoiler alert, this is going to the ENTIRE book. The main character talks to you the entire time. That's the part that's interesting about it. You think tent camping is interesting? No! It's the main character having a conversation with you. So unless you'd like to fight about changing it, I recommend leaving and talking to the Deadpool authors because you have more of chance of getting them to fix the fourth wall than I do!" I rambled on but I did hope I was making my point across.

Devin sighed. "Unfortunately, I have history with Deadpool. Himself, not the writers. No-"

Before Devin could finish, I blurted out "YOU'VE MET RYAN REYNOLDS?!?"

"No. Long story. As I was trying to say, I'm not supposed to tell you this but there is only three ways I can leave. One, you fix the fourth wall. Two, the company seems it break time and we all get teleported to company for lunch. That barely ever happens. You have to find your own time for a break. You definitely can't do it while your with a client. The third option that only happens due to last resort but if needed we might be summoned to a new client. So get comfortable. I'll be here for a while. Unless you want me to leave. If you do, then please fix it. I want my break. That's what I was about to do until you had to write about that stupid pun." At least I wasn't the only one rambling.

"A STUPID PUN?" Boy am I mad. "IT IS A MASTERPIECE. AND FOR INFORMATION, I AM NOT JUST SOME CLIENT. A CLIENT PAYS YOU. I WILL DEFINITELY NOT BE PAYING YOU."

"Ugh. I'm not payed enough for people to be yelling at me all the time. This happens everytime too. I wish I could quit." Devin seemed annoyed with their life and I feel bad for what I'm gonna say next but I'm gonna do it anyways.

"Well, I'm sorry to say this but due to this vist I am determined to become your enemy. I didn't know their were forth wall fixers but now that I know, I'm going to have a new life moto!"

Um I have no idea what it should be.

"DOWN WITH THE FOURTH WAL!"

"Why does it only have one l?" Devin asked curiously.

"How did you know it only had on l? I said it, you shouldn't be able to figure that out." I said, annoyed. I had meant wall to only have one l but you should only know that if you are reading it.

"The way you said it made it sound like there was only one l." Devin said.

"Okay.... Well, I think we need a subject change. You said you don't get payed enough. What do you get payed?" I am genuinely interested. I may be trying to become their biggest enemy but if the pay is good, that could change in .2 seconds.

"A yearly company party with sucky food." Devin grumbled.

"Devin, I hate to tell you, that's not allowed anywhere. How is that legal?"

"In the magical land of fourthWallRebuilding, the elders can make up their own laws. It's not a country or anything so the only law is the elders." Devin said, almost serious.

I did what anyone would do in this situation: laugh my ass off for 10 minutes straight.

"Well" Devin looked at my computer. "Lynx, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm serious. I'd tell you more but I'm really not supposed to say what I just said."

"Your not supposed to tell people and yet you've told your newest, biggest enemy?" Devin doesn't seem very smart..... I don't know if I like him...

Devin rolled their eyes and then had a shocked look on their face.

"I'm so sorry to cut this short Lynx but I got to go. It seems I'm needed elsewhere. I'm sure I'll see you again." Devin said, starting to become translucent.

"DEVIN, WAIT!" They were already gone. And just like that, Devin was gone and I was alone again, ready to write the rest of my story. Except for the fact that I couldn't stop thinking about this odd interaction...