ELK

Interview

An interviewer Questions ELK and ELC.

ELK INTERVIEW;

Interviewer: So, Why did you change your name?

ELK: Um, Why wouldn't I? Also, I was fed up of my old name. The new one is nicer.

Interviewer: Do you actually hate your sisters?

ELK: That's for me to know and me to know only.

Interviewer: Have you ever considered becoming good?

ELK: the man that Ruined my life is living his best life. I'm not backing down until he suffers.

Interviewer: Have you ever thought about/Have hugged Hegarty?

ELK, Blushing: W-what kind of question is that? N-no I haven't...

Interviewer: Not even once?

ELK: N-not even once. Just stop talking about that and Continue with the interview.

Interviewer: Who is your favourite sidekick?

ELK: Well, Elc of course.

Interviewer: are you still dating Evil little donny.

ELK: it's a long story. To simplify it, No.

Interviewer: is there anything you want to say to the readers of this book?

ELK: Thanks for breaking the fourth wall for everyone...

Interviewer: Just answer the question please?

ELK: Fine. Do what you want to do. Life is... too short to worry about "What if" 's. I guess that's it really. Bye everyone.

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ELC INTERVIEW;

Interviewer: Why did you change your name?

ELC: For legal reasons...

Interviewer: Do you actually hate your sisters?

ELC: I mean, Yeah I guess?

Interviewer: Have you ever considered becoming good?

ELC: Yeah but being evil is Really fun. I don't know why people would want to change really...

Interviewer: Have you ever thought about ELK being shipped with Hegarty?

ELC: Don't tell her this because she will kill me but yes I have. I even ship her with him...

Interviewer: Why would ELK kill you for saying that?

ELC: She is in denial about liking him. I can see through her act.

Interviewer: Are you dating anyone currently?

ELC: No, Single forever... Heh...

Interviewer: is there anything you would like to say to the readers of this book?

ELC: Stay safe. As much as being evil is fun, TRY to refrain from becoming it. It can be difficult to work with... Especially ELK... BUT Stay safe and have fun and yeah..
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That is the End of the interviews. I hope you enjoyed reading it. Stay safe, Have fun and have a good Day/Night.