Trashes lmk oneshits and drabbles(re-uploded!)

[ao3] you dont know FUCK about my family

(aka wukong says shit and gets shit)

mk dove back as the blue demon sent a punch to the sand near them, mk blew on pieces of hair, scattering them along with flying sand as the silver demon chuckled menacingly, clawing at the noodle boy before a clone sent him flying before disapearing with the wind.

mk turned to find his teacher in the empty sandy field until he finally spotted the orange monkey's fur tussling with the golden horned demon that was more of an annoyance than a threat(along with his brother... something seemed off... of course! the demon was wielding a giant, fancy looking sword golden sword. it was most likely a stolen relic as the two had made a habit of that...

mk watched the combat until something odd happened.. jin did a weird maneuver with the sword he was holding and it split into several more, mk was only able to count around five before losing track again. the headband clad boy watched his mentor be pinned to a nearby tree by his neck, the monkeys head rolled off the blade, body sliding off the tree, squirting a bright scarlet over the blade, the demon and the sand. "wow- thats rude!" mk stared in awe at the monkey king's ability to speak without a body, his shock quickly left his body as wukongs head rolled back onto his ne-

jin picked up the monkey's head, looking it in the eyes as wukong blew a bloody rasberry at the demon before he looked up at mk "HEADS!" he called out, almost completely inaudible as he processed his words it clicked, but not before he was hit in the face with a disembodied head.
mk got up, wiping a bloody nose... he should probably get that checked out... shouldnt he- mk was quickly brought out of his thoughts by a thirsty demon(he had forgotton most demons are mostly carnivores) licking his lips for another taste as he was blocked by a headless sun wukong, blocking an attack with the fully assembled sword.
"now, isnt that rude golden boy! what were you, raised by..." wukong stopped a second to fight off the recently returned silver demon who was rocking porty's shades(mk would have to let porty out to either pick out a new pair or to retrieve his old ones) "foxes?!" mk was slightly confused at that-
"isnt it wolve-" he was abruptly cup off by the silver demon snatching the sword from his brother's hands, slicing wukong in half, mk gagged at the other's exposed organs "ill definately meed to see a therapist for this-" he strained, covering his mouth, turning away from the grizzly sight of monkey king coughing up blood slack jawed "you finally get a hit in after 320 or so ye-"
"dont you talk about our mother you chimp!" the blue man popped the monkey king's jaw, shoving the massive sword in his mouth causing the monkey's mangled body to spazzam, hanging onto life as the orange demon stared, shock imprinted on his face, he grabbed his brother and the sword before anything else could happen, jin heald back his brother, who was practically foaming at the mouth with anger as he threw down a smoke bomb, leaving nothing but the ownerless sword in their place

monkie ming walked up to the sword, his body mending, leaving his clothes a jangled mess of torn fabric as he picked the sword up, moving it in his hand as if it were a toy and not a priceless magic relic from the celestial realm "seven star sword! where the heck did they manage to get this thing?!" sun wukong chuckled to himself "guan will FLIP when she sees ive got my hands on this!" the golden haired monkey looked up at the elpty, cloudless sky as if he was looking for something "how you feelin bud- too much blood for today?" he looked down back at mk, who was looking at the bloodied mess that was monkey king "what did they mean not to talk about their mom.. monkey king... are you not telling me something important?" wukongs face dropped, he furrowed his brow as he placed his hand onto mk's shoulder "lets go buddy"