me: I'm in the most genius hiding spot eva!
friend: o really?
me: yeah
other friend: he's hiding in this room I just know it
they started wasting ammo in shooting all the props in the room
me: *deranged laughter* wow you wasted like I don't know 900 bullets just for nothing!!! *lols head off*
I'm a book in one of the shelves
friend: He's not here!!!!!
other friend: stop your magic mind tricks G its not funny
me: I am hiding in that room you are in
Both: No more mind tricks
Jack: what manner of sorcery are you doing now G?!?
me: ooooooooohhhh nooo mooore bullets for any of you
Jack: hey guys does that book there look suspicious?
Me: yes it does look scary.
Jack: not funny where are you!!!
Me: Ok I will play nice...
Jack: you better!
Me: I'm that suspicious bottle in the kitchen which now magically teleported.
Friend: WHERE!?!
Me: up your ass *Insanse laughter*
Jack: you troll!!!
Me: *plays troll song*
*Later*
10 seconds on the clock
Me: ok I was the amazing book
Both: *Rage*

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