Random gaming moments

Give me grades

I am again playing a game while in class, the teacher was talking about human biology and I was playing surgeon simulator, I placed the spinning blade thing on a extracted lung making flesh shredding sounds, the volume was cranked up high enough for the teacher to hear, he walks over and saw my work, an unlucky guy whose organs were all over the place and I'm slapping him in the face with the new heart.

Teacher: what are you doing?

Me: preforming surgery... Why?

Teacher: looks messy, I would not want to be operated by you.

Me: one day I might save your life.

Teacher: unlikely.

Me:*quietly* I fucking hate you, I would like to rip your brain out and shove that thing down your damn throat, then I will cut off your dick and shove it up your ass.

To my teacher: better give me a better grade or in the future if I'm the only one capable of operating on you I will pretend your just a virtual guy who I can gleefully tear apart