me: *plays tf2 like a normal person*
loud kid: *shouts into mic so loudly my ears ring*
me: DUDE shut up my ears are blood fountains already with your loud ass mouth.
loud kid: *more unintelligible shouting*
my friend: he's trying to say something.
me: what is he saying? because I can't even hear myself think.
my friend: he's saying he likes pie and ponies along with cookies
me: WTF no need to scream kid jeez as if we were about to kill him with a stick
loud kid: my mom will ban you
me: really your mom will ban me?
loud kid: yes den she wiw swap u
me:??? dafaq?
my friend: ooooohhh scary what's she gonna do next give me a cookie?

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