kids SUCK

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me: *plays tf2 like a normal person*

loud kid: *shouts into mic so loudly my ears ring*

me: DUDE shut up my ears are blood fountains already with your loud ass mouth.

loud kid: *more unintelligible shouting*

my friend: he's trying to say something.

me: what is he saying? because I can't even hear myself think.

my friend: he's saying he likes pie and ponies along with cookies

me: WTF no need to scream kid jeez as if we were about to kill him with a stick

loud kid: my mom will ban you

me: really your mom will ban me?

loud kid: yes den she wiw swap u

me:??? dafaq?

my friend: ooooohhh scary what's she gonna do next give me a cookie?

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