𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 {𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 + 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬}

𝘫𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥

KARSON

- you are the craziest motherfucker i know, ri.
- it's hotter than a spoon in a meth lab in here
- a-bullshit!
- i fucked this guys mom cause he was talkin' shit about me, wanna see the video?
- nice ass, dyl

MY BOSS

- it looks like someone backed up and took a shit on it
- it looks like someone had a gangbang all over this fuckin' warmer
- it looks like someone spread their ass cheeks and tried to take a shit on it but it was just a fart
- rilee show me the motherfuckin' video, motherfucker
- reba mcentire is the goat. the throat goat
- everyone else is turnin' gay around here i might as well too
- i'm gonna start throwin' shit
- i have mental issues i'm tryna deal with, rilee, i'm not playing cup pong with you
- joey! whatareyadoin!
- ya know who's better? P!NK. i love her

BUB

- show him the nair video
- "i Am tHe GrAnD wIzArD mAn!"
- i'm shift lead *has no idea wtf he's doing*

COLIN

- okayyyy honay!
- *in his best asian nail lady voice* okay honay you come back over here, i hit you with a stick, bitch.
- *in his best asian nail lady voice once more* uh today we teach you how to burn pork tendaloin!
- *in his best asian nail lady voice once more* get your boyfriend havin' butt outta here
- that motherfucker is burnt right 'ere!
- is there any hot girls that go to your school that aren't whores?

GARET

- i'm so proud of you t-money, i'm gonna give you a big kiss on the lips
- if i see tits, i'm gonna touch 'em. simple
- hello. i am robot
- johnny cash is my daddy

GAVIN

- you can't do that, rilee, you'll get arrested
- *random noises*
- cuuuum
- i'm ovulating
- kanye makes me horny