Mr Clean: I hate to say it but I'll never 100% doubt you again
Y/N: I feel like it would be insensitive to say I told you so
Y/N: MARCO!
Freckled Jesus: Yes?
Y/N: Holy Shit you're alive
Freckled Jesus: I am
Y/N: [cat crying meme.jpg]
Y/N: [clutching phone with lots of hearts.jpg]
Freckled Jesus: Thanks
Freckled Jesus: I think
Insert Horse Pun: thanks
Insert Horse Pun: Marco made me thank you
Y/N: Oh yeah Jean
Y/N: are you still going to the MPs?
Y/N: in the original timeline you joined the scouts after Marco's death
Y/N: I'll admit I didn't think about that part but ehh. Marco's life is worth more than the timeline
Insert Horse Pun: Please never talk about shit like that again
Insert Horse Pun: My tenuous grasp on reality fades
Y/N: Sorry I didn't mean to give you an excesstential crisis
Mr Clean: can you please explain why you conveniently forgot to tell us Jaeger can turn into a fucking titan
Mad Scientist Vibes: This is the best discovery that's been made in years
Mad Scientist Vibes: I can't wait to learn more about this ability
Terrifying: If you hurt Eren I will end you
Y/N: It's a war, he's going to get hurt at least a bit
Y/N: He can super heal, he'll be fine
Terrifying: Do you want to die?
Y/N: 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3
Y/N: Do you wanna die? Yes, definitely.
Y/N: Girl really said 'so you have chosen death'
Terrifying: ...
Terrifying: you're a psychopath
Captain America: Why would you want to die? I thought your world was better than ours.
Y/N: :)
King of the Ocean: Oh no
Y/N: Listen buddy,
Y/N: when you spend your childhood being constantly taught about the failures of humanity you get a bit cynical
Y/N: Hopping from genocide to pollution to genocide to natural disasters to global pandemic will do that to a person
Y/N: Ever heard of acid rain?
Mr Clean: Acid what!?
Y/N: :)
Y/N: I have lost all hope and I'm one of the lucky ones
Y/N: Wildfire smoke is no fun
Mad Scientist Vibes: please stop. I would like to believe things get better
Y/N: they do, I'm just pessimistic
Y/N: fun fact people have walked on the moon
King of the Ocean: no way
Y/N: What the ocean is to you, outer space is to us
Y/N: But we're getting off topic. Who's joining what regiment?
King of the Ocean: Mikasa and I are going for the scouts.
King of the Ocean: Eren will too if the trial doesn't go bad
Potato: Scouts
Nobody Nose: Military Police
The Avatar: Scouts
Freckled Jesus: Scouts
Insert Horse Pun: ... Scouts
Christa is Mine: Scouts
Our Goddess: Scouts
Captain America: out of curiosity what regiment would you chose if you were in our world?
Mad Scientist: and why?
Y/N: Scouts: I want to experiment on titans and only the scouts would let me
Y/N: Although if I was in the Garrison I might be able to experiment with the gear
Y/N: No, wait . I can do that in the scouts too. Definitely Scouts
Y/N: I wouldn't join the MPs if there was a gun to my head
Mad Scientist: ooh. Experiment buddy?
Y/N: Fellow four eyes.
Mr Clean: Oh walls there's two of them
Y/N: If there's two of us maybe Moblit would finally get a break
Y/N: Man needs a break
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Welcome To Hell Bitch (AOT x Modern reader/OC)
FanfictionA mysterious figure gave strange devices to the members of the 104th, and the veterans. In the real world a random young adult gets added to a group chat on an app they don't remember downloading and can't delete. Welcome one and all to the chaos o...
