Titan Shifters

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Mr Clean: I hate to say it but I'll never 100% doubt you again

Y/N: I feel like it would be insensitive to say I told you so

Y/N: MARCO!

Freckled Jesus: Yes?

Y/N: Holy Shit  you're alive

Freckled Jesus: I am

Y/N: [cat crying meme.jpg]

Y/N: [clutching phone with lots of hearts.jpg]

Freckled Jesus: Thanks

Freckled Jesus: I think

Insert Horse Pun: thanks

Insert Horse Pun: Marco made me thank you

Y/N: Oh yeah Jean

Y/N: are you still going to the MPs?

Y/N: in the original timeline you joined the scouts after Marco's death

Y/N: I'll admit I didn't think about that part but ehh. Marco's life is worth more than the timeline

Insert Horse Pun: Please never talk about shit like that again

Insert Horse Pun: My tenuous grasp on reality fades

Y/N: Sorry I didn't mean to give you an excesstential crisis

Mr Clean: can you please explain why you conveniently forgot to tell us Jaeger can turn into a fucking titan

Mad Scientist Vibes: This is the best discovery that's been made in years

Mad Scientist Vibes: I can't wait to learn more about this ability

Terrifying: If you hurt Eren I will end you

Y/N: It's a war, he's going to get hurt at least a bit

Y/N: He can super heal, he'll be fine

Terrifying: Do you want to die?

Y/N: 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3

Y/N: Do you wanna die? Yes, definitely.

Y/N: Girl really said 'so you have chosen death'

Terrifying: ...

Terrifying: you're a psychopath

Captain America: Why would you want to die? I thought your world was better than ours.

Y/N: :)

King of the Ocean: Oh no

Y/N: Listen buddy,

Y/N: when you spend your childhood being constantly taught about the failures of humanity you get a bit cynical

Y/N:  Hopping from genocide to pollution to genocide to natural disasters to global pandemic will do that to a person

Y/N: Ever heard of acid rain?

Mr Clean: Acid what!?

Y/N: :)

Y/N: I have lost all hope and I'm one of the lucky ones

Y/N: Wildfire smoke is no fun

Mad Scientist Vibes: please stop. I would like to believe things get better

Y/N: they do, I'm just pessimistic

Y/N: fun fact people have walked on the moon

King of the Ocean: no way

Y/N: What the ocean is to you, outer space  is to us

Y/N: But we're getting off topic. Who's joining what regiment?

King of the Ocean: Mikasa and I are going for the scouts.

King of the Ocean: Eren will too if the trial doesn't go bad

Potato: Scouts

Nobody Nose: Military Police

The Avatar: Scouts

Freckled Jesus: Scouts

Insert Horse Pun: ... Scouts

Christa is Mine: Scouts

Our Goddess: Scouts

Captain America: out of curiosity what regiment would you chose if you were in our world?

Mad Scientist: and why?

Y/N: Scouts: I want to experiment on titans and only the scouts would let me

Y/N: Although if I was in the Garrison I might be able to experiment with the gear

Y/N: No, wait . I can do that in the scouts too. Definitely Scouts

Y/N: I wouldn't join the MPs if there was a gun to my head

Mad Scientist: ooh. Experiment buddy?

Y/N: Fellow four eyes.

Mr Clean: Oh walls there's two of them

Y/N: If there's two of us maybe Moblit would finally get a break

Y/N: Man needs a break

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