Yin: yo I just realized I never added the people from reibert's home town
God's favourite: did you just combine our names?
God's Favourite: wait
God's favourite: oh no
Yin added Pieck, Fuck Reiner and Monke
Insert Horse Pun: Lmao 'Fuck Reiner'
Yin changed Fuck Reiner's name to Pokko
Pokko: the fuck?
Yin: what it sounds like when pieck says your name
Yin: Pokko is Porco Galliard, Pieck is Pieck Finger and Monke is Zeke Jaeger
Scream and Shout: Jaeger?
Scream and Shout: that's the same last name as me
Yin: oh yeah, he's your half brother
Yin: I think he's like ten years older than you
Monke: WHAT!!!
Scream and Shout: HUH!!!
Monke: are you Grisha Jaeger's son?
Scream and shout: yes! You are too?
Monke: I am so sorry you had to have him as a father.
Scream and Shout: Why? He wasn't a bad dad.
Monke: he actually treated you well?
Scream and Shout: yes???
Scream and Shout: what did he do to you?
Monke: I don't know weather to be jealous that our father actually loved you or happy that my little bro didn have to go through what I did.
Scream and Shout: little bro!?
Scream and Shout: hold up. I don't really know you
Monke: please give me a chance, you're the only family I have
Scream and Shout: we'll see
Mika: as his adopted sister if you hur him I hurt you
Yin: wait. If Mikasa is Eren's adopted Sister does that make Zeke her adopted half brother
Yin: more importantly if Zeke and Mikasa work together anyone who so much as touches a hair on Eren's head will be absolutely obliterated
Mika: ...
Mika: alliance to protect Eren?
Monke: fair enough
Pokko: Chief? are you betraying us?
Monke: no. I'm not going to reveal anything important. But they are technically family
Yin: I thought you were bae but it turns out you're just fam
The Avatar: bro!
Yin: *pices out*
Pokko: I feel like I underestimated how chaotic this would be
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Mad Scientist Vibes: Yo guess what!
Mr Clean: FOUR EYES
Mr Clean: I WILL BREAK YOUR GLASSES AND PUT THE SHARDS IN YOUR EYES
Yin: I kinda want to know but at the same time I'm scared Levi will travel through space and time to kill me
Scream and Shout: same
Mad Scientist Vibes: so we were training for the expedition right
Mr Clean: DON'T
Mad Scientist Vibes: We were using shouting vines at each other to locate each other with the 104th (particularly Sasha, Connie and Jean)
Mad Scientist Vibes: I lost sight of Levi and on pure reflex I shouted 'road work ahead!'
Mr Clean: I AM TAKING OUT MY BLADES
Mad Scientist Vibes: I got the most monotone shout of 'I sure hope it does'
Mad Scientist Vibes: he actually responded
Mr Clean: I'M ON MY WAY
Yin: amazing
Yin: also man really said 'target spotted'
Insert Horse Pun: Hange: why do I hear boss music?
Yin: nice
Monke: why were we scared of Paradis devils again
Yin: fuck off at least my parents didn't use me as a tool and turned me into a child soldier
Monke: that was too far
Potato: lmao Yin has no chill
Pokko: what the fuck is a vine
Yin: my moment has come
Yin: all shall be indoctrinated in they ways of the internet
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Welcome To Hell Bitch (AOT x Modern reader/OC)
FanfictionA mysterious figure gave strange devices to the members of the 104th, and the veterans. In the real world a random young adult gets added to a group chat on an app they don't remember downloading and can't delete. Welcome one and all to the chaos o...
