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In the Eldians + Yin group chat

Yin: to all the people who don't scrape the food off the plates before sending them to get washed fuck you.

Yin: I now have to spend several minutes unclogging a sink with dirty water in it that won't drain properly and touch discusting soggy food scraps

Yin: if I ever get my hands on the person that burned food on to the metal plate I had to spend about half an hour scrubbing

Yin: ...

Yin: I'd threaten them but I'm way too shy so I'd either beg them on my knees never to do it again or subtly poison them because I'm too scared to yell

Terrifying: poisoning someone is less scary then yelling at them?

Yin: Yes

Hange: sounds like a lot of bottled up rage

Yin: Fun fact: I used to have anger issues where I'd scream and throw things at people but the anxiety has since overpowered it

Yin: My motto is if you piss me off more than you scare me you better start running

King of the Ocean: Sounds like an unholy combination of Moblit and Eren

Yin: 👀

Yin: Did my boi just meme?

King of the Ocean: please don't call me that

Yin: Sorry, Sorry

Yin: How's life with y'all

Insert Horse Pun: Y'all

Yin: stfu horse looking bean headed mf

Scream and Shout: ha!

The Avatar: his head does look like a bean!

Potato: Did someone say beans?

Mad Scientist Vibes: Did someone mention my baby Bean?

Scream and Shout: they have been summoned

Yin: beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you shart

Mr Clean: fucking gross

Terrifying: horrible. Please stop

Yin: Fine :(

Scream and Shout: I'm with Levi Squad rn

Mr Clean: I already said we aren't calling it that

Scream and Shout: the tounge biter man is mean and he looks stupid

The Avatar: *Thomas Sanders voice* in every group of friends there's the dumb one

Yin: *rest of the squad points at the uwu man*

Mr Clean:ffgkitfgbkohrsd

Mad Scientist Vibes: Levi just snorted his tea

Mad Scientist Vibes: oh lol I see why

Mr Clean: THE FUCKING WHAT!?

Yin: short story even shorter I couldn't spell or pronounce Oluo's name when I first watched the series

Yin: but I noticed there was multiple os in it with a u so I called him the uwu man

Yin: I have been calling him that ever since

Scream and Shout: That's amazing

Scream and Shout: please tell me you have more nick names

Yin: I don't but Erwin is built like a chad and Reiner is a himbo if you need some laughs

Scream and Shout: thank you for cheering me up

Scream and Shout: on the other hand I'm probably gonna burst out laughing every time I look at Oluo now but he deserves it

Terrifying: Did he hurt you? 🔪

Yin: Mika living up to her username

Terrifying: Mika?

Yin: oh sorry, it's like a shortened version of your name but I can stop calling you that if you want

Terrifying: No

Terrifying: I kind of like it

Yin: :)

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??? Added Oluo, Gunther, Eld and Petra to the group chat

Yin: The question mark bitch returns

Yin changed Oluo's name to The UwU Man

The UwU man: what does this even mean?

Yin: ask google

Yin: am I to presume that the spoon incident just happened?

Petra: The what

Eld: the what

Gunther: tw?

Mr Clean: are you telling me that was all for a spoon!?

Mr Clean: Smh

Mad Scientist Vibes: actually it's very important because it means he needs a goal to transform

Mad Scientist Vibes: not just self harm

Yin: when Eren self harms its 'for the good of humanity' and 'a strategy'

Yin: But when I do it I'm 'self destructive' and 'need help'

Petra: ...

Mr Clean: Do you turn into a 15 titan? No? Then shut up.

Yin: stfu Midget Spinner

Mr Clean: ...

Gunther: did I just witness a suicide attempt?

King of the Ocean: Yin really woke up and chose death.

Yin: instead of god wanted me dead its I wanted me dead but god said no

Yin: [please god just let me have one good day vine.vid]

Potato: I wanna help but I can't

Mr Clean: Kid you need therapy

Yin: been there done that multiple times

Yin: tbh I don't know why everyone hates therapists the ones I met were really nice

Gunther: should I be concerned that you said therapists plural?

Yin: :)

Gunther: I don't know who you are but you're terrifying

Terrifying: aw, damn guess I should change my name then

Terrifying changed Terrifying's name to Mika

Mika changed Yin's name to Terrifying

Terrifying changed Terrifying's name to Yin

Yin: I like my name but I will embrace Mika using my nickname for her any day of the week

Yin: Totally not just 'cause I'm a simp (I am a simp but I'm also a big softie who wants friends)

Insert Horse Pun: Mood