A/N : quick warning, i know that the name Dew is no longer canon for Sodo, but I needed to make this work, ok
I entered the library and I saw Y/N sitting on the couch reading some kind of book. 'I wonder how I can tease my little firecracker', I thought to myself.
'Ooh, I've got it', I said smugly to myself. I confidently strode over to where Y/N was, and leaned over her shoulder without making her realize.
I whispered seductively in her ear, "Do you know what DDD means?"
"Oh my gosh, Sodo! You scared me! But what's DDD?" she asked.
"That's what I'm asking you. What is it, love?" I whispered to her.
"I don't know, what is it?" she inquired.
"Lemme give you a hint: It's something you belong on." He whispered smugly.
"On the band?" Y/N asked, innocently.
"No, firecracker. It means you belong on Daddy Dew's Dick™."
She whipped her head around, her jaw dropped but with a furious blush on her cheeks.
I confidently strode away but before I left, I said, "Same way you dropped your jaw, the same way you should do for DDD instead of being a little brat." and closed the door behind me.
A/N: not the internal cringe while writing this 😭
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Spillways of Ghost Oneshots
FanficIn a silly goofy mood, I did this! Just some Ghost oneshots (Ofc there will be smuttt)
