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Blah blah blah - Harry thinking.
Blah blah blah - The sorting hat, otherwise known as CCC.
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When Harry put on the hat, he immediately received these exact words:
...
Wait a minute...
*shuffling sounds*
Uhh...
So impatient! Living thousands of years does NOT help your memory!
...
YOU!
You remember me!
Yes, HARRY. I'm a magical hat.
Thousands of years does not help your memory.
YOU, are very uncreative, boy.
And YOU, are very old.
HOW RUDE!
NOT TRUE, I'M VERY NICE!
NUH UH!
YES UH! - wait, aren't you super ancient and wise... and not supposed to be arguing like a child?
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?
No, actually.
Huh.
Yeah. Huh.
Harry was silently giggling, but one look at the Great Hall made him freeze.
Aren't you supposed to be sorting me? It's already been a minute or two!
Actually, two minutes and thirty-six seconds have gone- oh wait, forty-t- no seven seconds have gone- oh. Now its at three minutes and-
I get the point. Can you sort me now?
*CC Cauldron: Oh why did Godric do this to him?*
FINE.
Okay. MAGIC HAT, DO YOUR MAGIC.
It's CC Cauldron, actually.
Oh no, Harry thought. MY OWN ENCHANTMENT, BETRAYING ME!
What was that?
NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
*Occlumency shields go up*
You know, I can't sort you like this, right? You're becoming a hat-stall.
BECAUSE OF YOU!
NUH UH!
YES UH!
Aren't you a VERY MATURE BOY who should NOT BE ARGUING with an ANCIENT HAT?
...
Oh wow.
ALRIGHT FINE, YOU WIN. NOW SORT ME.
Alright, Hat-stall.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
You know, this could have been over P-R-E-T-T-Y quickly if you hadn't insulted me the first chance you had. Anyways, I know where to put you! That will be-
AT LEAST I'M NOT OLD YOU-
"SLYTHERIN!"
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Okay, short chapter, mostly dialogue. I hope you enjoyed!
Word count: 310 words.
Hope you're having a wonderful day!
(I requested for an archive account, hopefully this FF will be posted there by October.)
