Part 4 'Kanae goes mad... but a sanegiyuu date!'

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Sanemi woke up to the feeling as if somethi- no, someone was missing...the warmth that he fell asleep with was missing...Sanemi looked around and found out why he felt that way. His moonbeam was missing,he immediately got up and went to search for his special moonbeam.

He went downstairs and saw some food on the table with a note reading: " I went out to be with everyone else,please enjoy the food I left for you. ". Sanemi wasn't hungry so he put the food in the fridge (Yes they have those and phones and wifi and devices in my au,only thing is they don't got most of what we do.). Sanemi took a bath,changed and went to the hashira hangout to find where Giyuu was.

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When Sanemi got there,he saw Giyuu and Kanae yelling at eachother,he couldn't hear anything so he got closer,he asked what the issue was,Kanae was making rude remarks to Giyuu and they engaged in a roasting battle according to Rengoku and according to Tengen,for once Giyuu was being flashy.

"Giyuu,you let Nezuko live,who says you won't let another random demon live and it dooms us all?" Kanae said with her fake ass smile. "Funny you say that 'cause didn't that same demon I saved put you in an AMV two months ago? And didn't that upper 2 demon guy put you in an AMV last year too? You almost died in both fights,you are literally the 7th strongest hashira while I am the third strongest. (Yes,the hashira are in order based on my own opinion). Unlike you,I have a better chance killing a demon or getting it weak enough to get some serious blows,in your case someone else is needed to be with you,I don't need anyone with me most times." Said Giyuu internally laughing his ass off.

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Mitsuri yelled as Obanai fell onto the floor laughing like hell. "Well you-" Kanae was cut off. "Well I what? You literally annoy the crap out of almost everyone,Gyomei isn't an exception." Giyuu explained pointing at Gyomei who simply nodded in agreement with Giyuu.

"That's why your sister is dead!" Kanae yelled in a high tone. Everyone went quiet. "Well...yes...my nee-san Tsutako is dead but you know something? I invented a new water form,I call it 'dead calm' and do you know who I have to thank for the inspiration on the name Kanae?" Giyuu asked staring directly at Kanae who seemed confused as hell.

"I named it after your parents." Giyuu said in a mocking tone. "DDDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!" This sound came from Giyuu's children who were in the back. Tanjiro,Inosuke,Kanao and Nezuko were at the brink of laughing to death and Zenitsu was brushing Rui's hair in a nearby tree,he was also snickering with Rui.

Kanae then suddenly grabbed her sword and leaped forward and almost hit Giyuu in the eye,Sanemi reacted quickly though and managed to drop kick her onto her side,ouch,that must have hurt really bad and most have been real powerful because she started coughing right afterward.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DID YOU TRY TO STAB GIYUU IN THE EYE YOU CRAZY BITCH?!" Yelled a very pissed off Sanemi who stared at the flower hashira on the floor coughing up blood from the powerful kick she got to her stomach. "S-Sanazu..wh...why....why did you do that...?" Kanae asked with a mouthful of blood in her hand.

"Why...? Why?....! WHY...? WHY?! YOU ALMOST STABBED GIYUU IN THE EYE,WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO,KILL YOUR SISTER RIGHT INFRONT OF YOUR VERY TWO EYES?! HUH?! ALL HE DID WAS SAY SOMETHING AND YOU LAUNCH AT HIM! AND STOP CALLING ME SANAZU,I ONLY ALLOW GIYUU TO CALL ME THAT YOU TWIT!" Sanemi yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Hey,we are still up here ya know!" Zenitsu yelled from the tree he was in with Rui as he covered both of Rui's ears to make the loud sounds less harmful to the poor 14 year old demon's ears. "Oh,sorry Zenitsu,I didn't see you." Sanemi apologized full heartedly. Zenitsu nodded and picked up Rui and ran off somewhere far from all the drama.

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