Enemies to Lovers || mlm shitpost

Chapter 1: The arrival - [HARVEY POV]

Harvey is a relatively tall, blond school boy, who has a rather... different... personality. He has little friends due to his condition that makes him stress fart, and nervous shit; this has caused bullying and loneliness. Harvey's very shy and does not talk much, but when he does, his words are very awkward. He's very self conscious about his appearance and often tries to hide his stench and the content brewing in his boxers. 

He has a hard time making friends, as he feels very insecure and doesn't know how to interact with other people, though Harvey has a few friends from his old school - ones who saw beyond his shit-stained boxers and horrid, green gas that seems to follow him permanently. Those friends are Hunter and Lyam. 

As Harvey walks into the doorway of his new school, he can feel that familiar warm sensation from his asshole. His cheeks flush in embarrassment and he tenses, trying to close the floodgates as another poo comes knocking at the devils door. Harvey skips homeroom and dashes to the shitta to let out his inner demons until his ass feels like two big senior boys went anal on him. 

Harvey lets out an exasperated sigh and pulls out a fresh pair of boxers - the white ones with pretty red hearts all over them. He puts the old shitty boxers back in his bag before walking back to homeroom so he isn't marked as late. The last thing he'd want is for the school to call his dad on the first day of his new school, knowing his dad would put even MORE restrictions on his Xbox and other technological devices. 

Harvey spends all his classes alone until the bell for lunch finally rings. It's like music to his ears. He quickly collects all his books, pencil case and tucks in his chair before skedaddling to his locker. Harvey reaches into his bag and pulls out a tin of beans, cheesy tomato flavor, and a plastic spoon. He's minding his own business until he sees his childhood mate, Hunter. 

Hunter is a short fella with a majestic, blond mullet which flows down to just past his shoulders. He is known for his love of playing guitar and "bike shit". He is very outgoing and has many friends, but he is also a bit of an introvert. He loves to chat and meet new people, but he enjoys spending time alone as well. He is a very kind and caring person, and he's always there for his friends in their time of need.

 The two boys greet each other by shouting racial slurs until Mr. Grove-Street hears them and gives them a spank, which sends them both flying outside, tumbling on the grass. Hunter sighs, "ugh.. why me?... hoovin' shoovin'..." he groans in disappointment. Harvey quickly comforts him and helps him to his feet before linking arms and skipping away gaily. 

Hunter and Harvey sat under a tree together to hide the putrid smell coming from Harvey's ass. Harvey is telling Hunter about his first day, but Hunter couldn't give two shits even if he tried; instead texting his friend, Lyam, who goes to a school five hours away in a small town. Harvey is rambling about his love for Fords and fantasizing about driving a Ford with a cute femboy in the passengers seat while they listen to the song 'Femboy Friday'. 

The bell for the next period rings. Sport's next up, which Harvey doesn't really mind. If anything, he'd prefer sport over any other subject... other than Human Biology, of course. He thoroughly enjoys learning about the digestive system; very obvious reasons apply.

(Word count: 615)