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Chapter 2: Meeting - [ISAAC POV]

Isaac is a medium-height boy with red hair and good humor. He wants to bully to Harvey, and he thinks he'll enjoy picking on the emotionally smaller, weaker Harvey. Isaac immediately wants to make fun of Harvey and embarrass him in front of his peers. He wants to see Harvey suffer and considers using his good humor to manipulate people so they don't stand up for Harvey. Isaac is not a kind person and takes pleasure in the suffering of others.

Harvey walks to where sport is being held and sees Isaac, the two boys make eye-contact and Harvey can feel his bowels moving with excitement and thrill. Isaac smirks back, but not for the same reason as Harvey. No, Isaac wants to make Harvey feel miserable. He may struggle slightly due to the height difference, but Isaac is a champion manipulator. If Harvey dares lay a finger on him, he'll sook up to the teachers and attempt to get Harvey expelled.

Isaac pushes past Harvey, "don't get too comfortable, snowman." Isaac mutters under his breath before swiftly walking over to his own friends and having a laugh, glancing over at Harvey every now and again, purely to make Harvey feel like Isaac and his friends are laughing at him. In actuality, they're laughing about the time someone in their friend group did something embarrassing in front of their crush.

Isaac can't help himself but to watch Harvey. He examines his figure up and down, seemingly thinking about something. Isaac shakes his head briefly to bring himself out of that trance he was in, and continues laughing with his friends, acting like nothing happened. 

Throughout sport, Isaac kept noticing Harvey was watching him from afar. This annoyed Isaac; scowling at Harvey. Harvey occasionally gave Isaac a brainless stare, his eyes drifting opposite directions. 

Suddenly, in one of Harvey's brainless stares, a ball gets absolutely thundercunted at Harvey's face. So hard that his skull sunk inwards before launching the ball back to whoever threw it at him while making the Roblox speed coil sound effect; his skull being built like a fucking trampoline.

"AH! FUCK A CHOOK!" Harvey blurted out, falling to the floor stiffly; like a cardboard cutout. His nose began to squirt blood like a girl's pussy during her ovulation week, soaking anyone who so happened to be in a 1.7 meter radius of Harvey's nose.

Isaac watched this unfold with a smirk... until he smelled something. It was putrid. It was a horrid mix of beef rissoles, tuna, pickles, cheese, mayo, puffer-fish and chicken shit; all shoved in a blender, then in the oven for 4 hours on 180. This was the smell of Harvey shitting himself.

The teacher gagged, and the teacher aid fainted as the green stink cloud reached their nostrils. This lead to a domino effect of students projectile vomiting. Harvey, wallowing in his own shit, didn't seem to care all that much. He either looked zooted, or he looked like a piece of roadkill 1 second after no nut November finished; covered in a moist substance and laying flat on its back. Perhaps the stench of his rectum was like a drug to him.

The teacher looked as if he wanted to quit his job and his life. He was a redneck, and usually had a pocket knife in his ass pocket, or just in his ass. Unfortunately, he didn't. Instead, he looked around for a kid who wasn't projectile vomiting. His eyes laid on Isaac, who had a disgusted look on his face.

"Oi, GingerPubes- GAG- take PooMan to the- GAG- nurse, w-will ya?" The teacher yelled to Isaac. Isaac, however, no no wanna. Isaac began to fake gag, hoping to fool the teacher. The teacher just stared at Isaac. "Faggot. Get a wriggle on," he ordered.

Isaac groaned in annoyance as he strutted over to Harvey's bloody, shitty mess. Isaac hogtied Harvey and stowed him on his back, then began to wander on a journey to the nurses office.

(Word count: 660)