Fanviva's wacky adventures

Minecraft

When Fanviva opened his eyes he saw a colorful world with hills, mountains, forests and meadows. However, something was odd, he was looking down at the grass. It was angular, just like the mountains and hills and forests and meadows, all made of cubes."Where the hell are we?", Fanviva.EXE asked in his head. Fanviva's eyes glittered as he said, "This is Minecraft." Silence filled the air, well, a soft and relaxing melody could be heard. "What is Minecraft?", Fanviva.EXE replied confused. Fanviva replied, "It's a video game, how did we even end up here?" "Well, remember how I pulled you into my game, two weeks ago, and then merged with you? My guess is that my power to pull others into my game passed to you as we merged. However, you can can't control it and we'll probably end up in strange worlds more often now", explained Fanviva.EXE. Fanviva just sighed.Then he heard a crack behind him, he turned and looked into a forest. There was nothing to see there, strange, he was sure to have heard something. Fanviva.EXE reported, "I heard it too." Fanviva was walking towards the forest when an arrow passed his face. He looked in the direction the arrow was coming from and saw a square person wearing a light blue hoodie and black pants carrying a bow. Instinctively, Fanviva raised his arms to show his surrender. The person sprinted towards him and drew his sword. At the last moment, Fanviva ducked away. "Stop it, I come in peace", Fanviva shouted. The stranger was surprised, "You can talk? What are you?" "My name is Fanviva, I'm human. I'm not from here and I'm just trying to get back into my world. Please don't hurt me", he blurted out. The unknown lowered his sword. "You're really not from here. If what you say is true then I'll be happy to take you with me", he took off his hood and stretched out his square arm to Fanviva, "I'm Karter." He has black hair covering his left eye and blue eyes. "He looks like a fucking emo", Fanviva.EXE piped up. Fanviva grabbed the end of Karter's square arm and shook, "Nice to meet you Karter. I'm sure we make a great team." Karter pulled his arm away and picked up a clock. "It's late we should return to my base before monsters swarm here", he said. Fanviva nodded and ran after Karter. Fanviva.EXE started talking again, "Looks like he can't hear me." "Of course he can't hear you, you're in my head", Fanviva whispered. Karter stopped and turned around. "Did you say something?", he asked. Fanviva replied, "Everything's fine, I'm just talking to myself." Karter nodded and they both walked on. When they got to a huge wooden gate, they stopped. Karter pulled the lever and the gate retracted into the ground. "Home sweet home", said Karter. Fanviva stepped through the gate and saw a four-story house surrounded by a wooden wall. Karter let the gate come out of the ground again and then ran in the direction of the house, he opened the door for Fanviva and climbed into the basement using a ladder. Fanviva descended as well and saw a gigantic basement lit up with crystals, berries and lanterns, the whole room was filled with bookshelves, there were even enchanting tables and brewing stands. Karter stopped at a square table. A huge map was spread out on the table. "So if you want to go home then we should definitely try the end portal. I've read that those who go through the portal in the end wake up in their beds", Karter explained. Fanviva paled, "Does that mean we have to defeat the ender dragon?" "Yes, yes that's what it means. The ender dragon is our last obstacle, if we defeat Jean you can go back to your world", Karter replied. Fanviva.EXE reported again, "Jean?" "That's the name of the ender dragon", Fanviva replied to his partner's question. Karter, thinking this was a question for him, replied, "Yes, I read about it in those books, my ancestors wiped out the ender dragons until there was only one left. My ancestors were last seen as they entered the end." On the last sentence, Karter softened. Fanviva noticed that something was bothering him, but he preferred not to ask first. "We should sleep, the night should now be to the fullest", said Karter after a break. Karter climbed back up the ladder and walked the spiral staircase to the top floor. There was a bed and a workbench. While Fanviva struggled with the stairs, Karter built a bed for his partner. When Fanviva got to the top, he was completely out of breath. And threw himself on the bed that was just being made. He fell asleep immediately.

When he opened his eyes he saw the sun rise. Karter also looked out the window and sighed, "You'd better cover your ears. The big burn starts in three, two." As if on cue, everything was filled with screams, screams of agony. And as quickly as it began, it was over. Fanviva asked, "Is it like this every day when the monsters burn?" Karter nodded. "What was that wonderful music that roused me from my slumber?", asked Fanviva.EXE sleepily. "Screams of dying monsters", Fanviva whispered. Fanviva.EXE laughed, "Truly music to my ears." "We should collect materials today to be able to defeat Jean", said Karter. Fanviva replied, "I'm not sure if I can help in any way. I can't smash trees." Karter thought for several minutes. "Then I'll just collect and you take care of mob materials, you can kill mobs right?", he suggested. Fanviva agreed, "Good idea, Karter." "Oh yes, killing, I love killing", Fanviva.EXE reported, "I can finally kill again." "Again?", Fanviva asked. Fanviva.EXE fell silent immediately. Karter gave him a diamond sword and smiled. "This will make it easy to fight the mobs", he said, and went ahead. Down the spiral staircase to the ground floor, out of the house, pulling the lever for the gate and then along the wall. Fanviva was just fast enough to follow him. They arrived at a huge hole. "That, that's my mine", Karter boasted. Fanviva looked over the edge and saw that the hole stretched to unmeasured depths. "And how do we get down there?", asked Fanviva. Karter pointed to a ladder and saw Fanviva pale. "Don't worry, the ground around the stairs is occupied by water", Karter assured him and began his descent. Fanviva.EXE intervened again, "Fanviva, the rules of this world don't apply to us, if you fall into water from 64 meters you're dead." "Thanks for the info", said Fanviva. Then he climbed down the ladder as well.At the bottom, Karter was already collecting several materials. Fanviva drew his sword and kept watch, if someone wanted to see Karter, he had to go past him first. "You don't have to protect me", yelled Karter, "There are enough torches here so that mobs don't spawn. Better go to the dark part of the mine, it's swarming with mobs there." "Ah, ok, I'll go to the dark part then", said Fanviva and set off. "Are you capable of killing stuff at all?", asked Fanviva.EXE. Fanviva replied, "They are monsters, of course I can kill them." As if on cue, two arrows and a magic potion hissed past him. "Ok, now I don't care that you could have killed them. I should help you so you don't get pierced." Fanviva's eyes turned green as Fanviva.EXE took over the body, Fanviva was now in his own mind. Fanviva was confused, "Excuse me? You can just take over my body like that?" Fanviva.EXE spun the diamond sword in his hand and then ran into the darkness. He made short work of skeletons and zombies, he had a few problems with witches and creepers in the beginning but then he got the hang of it. "Kill, kill, kill until the blood flows. Why don't these critters have blood?", yelled Fanviva.EXE. Fanviva replied, "Maybe because it's a kids game." Fanviva.EXE slaughtered more and more mobs. Until he saw a slim, black figure with purple eyes. "That there, that's my next goal", he said. Fanviva voiced his concerns, "Attacking an enderman is the shittiest idea you've ever had." Fanviva.EXE started sprinting and wanted to ram his sword into the Enderman, but his sword was stopped. It was stopped by none other than Karter. He roared, "Don't you dare kill an Enderman! I don't know how, but they are linked to my ancestors." "Then I'll just kill you", said Fanviva.EXE. Fanviva immediately yelled, "Don't hurt him, we need him! Give me my body back!" Karter, shocked by what Fanviva.EXE said, asked, "Why do you want to kill me? And what happened to your voice?" "Leave Karter alone or I'll never speak to you again", Fanviva said. Fanviva.EXE replied, "I hate you." Then he gave his body back to Fanviva, eyes turning blue again. "Sorry Karter, there were some complications", said Fanviva, throwing down the sword. Karter, who was now even more confused, said, "We have enough materials to defeat Jean. Do we want to go home then?" Fanviva nodded, picked up the sword again and saw that the Enderman was right next to him. He followed Karter to the ladder and looked back, the Enderman was still behind him. At the top, the Enderman was still behind him. Even after they passed through the wooden gate in Karter's wall, the Enderman was behind him. "Karter, why is he following us?", Fanviva asked. Karter turned and saw the Enderman. He shrugged and kept going. When they were both in the house, Fanviva finally thought the Enderman was going away. Wrong, the Enderman bent down and walked into the house then the Enderman climbed down the ladder into Karter's library. "What was that," Fanviva sighed with relief. Karter said, "I don't know, but whatever, let's craft stuff for the fight against Jean." And that's what they did, they crafted late into the night, then they went to sleep. Out of the corner of his eye, Fanviva just saw the Enderman appear with a pile of books and began to read them.

The next morning, Fanviva looked out the window again, this time with his hands on his ears. The sunrise was beautiful, the monster screams, which he heard despite his hands on his ears, not so much. When the screams were over, he turned and saw Karter standing next to the Enderman. The Enderman pointed to himself and said, "Me." "So that's why he read the books", Fanviva said. The Enderman pointed to himself again and said, "My name is Slotty. I want to help defeat Jean." "My name is Karter, I appreciate your help", Karter said while locking eyes with Slotty. Fanviva also had his say, "My name is Fani Vivian Valentine, but my friends call me Fanviva. I'm sorry I attacked you yesterday." Karter started laughing, "What a funny name that is." He wiped a tear from his face. "No problem, I sensed that you don't want to kill", Slotty said to Fanviva, "should I teleport you to Jean?" Karter and Fanviva both nodded. Slotty took them both by the hand and they were on a flying island of yellow rock. The ender dragon flew high over the island and a pile of crystals on top of obsidian towers shot healing lasers at Jean. "Ancestors built towers after nearly eradicating ender dragons, crystals heal Jean", explained Slotty. "Then we should tackle the crystals first", Karter replied, drawing his bow. He then shot the crystals, destroying everyone he hit, however there were crystals in cages he couldn't hit. So Slotty teleported there with Fanviva to destroy them, which they did. When all the crystals were destroyed, Jean came down and shot fireballs at the three. Karter fired volleys of arrows while Slotty and Fanviva blasted the dragon with swords attacks and punches. Jean was getting weaker and Fanviva.EXE intervened, "Hey, how about I finish her off?" "Go ahead", said Fanviva exhausted. When Jean could barely fly, Fanviva's eyes turned green again and he called out, "Slotty, Karter, let me do that." Then he gave Jean a fat punch to the jaw and she fell over. Karter and Slotty approached again and Fanviva's eyes turned blue again. "Put your hand on Jean's head, trust me", Fanviva.EXE reported. Fanviva placed his hand on the ender dragon's head and a purple light emanated from the head, through Fanviva's arm into his chest. "You're welcome", said Fanviva.EXE then. Karter said, "That was incredible, we did it." "We did", Slotty said. The portal in the center of the island lit up. "Then it's time to say goodbye", said Fanviva and hugged his two companions. Karter said, "If you need us, you know where we are." Fanviva nodded, looked at the world of Minecraft one last time, and jumped into the portal.

When he opened his eyes, he was lying in his bed, his smartwatch on his desk, which he still needed to fix, as well as his cell phone. He put the smartwatch back together and greeted his son. "Hello Daddy, what's new?", ENTE greeted him. Fanviva replied, "You won't believe what just happened."