Supernatural Chocolate

Zac Efron and Boobies

"Zac, I love you." I quickly blurted out. "I've always loved you and your body, with your gorgeous eyes and musical skills. I could be your new Vanessa Hudgens!" I sputtered out breathlessly.

At that moment Zac Efron looked at me and a sly grin lit his face. "Mia there is something I've always wanted to tell you," he looked down shyly and back up with renewed courage. "I've always wanted you....... to wake up!"

I looked up at him in confusion. "What?" I basically squawked.

"Wake up Mia!" He replied, "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up...."

"Wake up this instance!"

My dream was shattered as I awoke to the screeching of my science teacher Mr. Howard. "Ms. Mia Lutz is my class that boring to you?" The real answer was yes, what i told him was:

"No, of course not Mr. Howard I love your class." I gushed with false enthusiasm. Who said i wasn't getting smarter? Mr. Howard was a way over sixty year old teacher. He smelled all the time and has some sort of vendetta against me. For example, just last week he gave me a packet of 100 pages of extra work. Of course this was after I let loose a teacup pig in his class room but, let's not sweat the details.

Mr. Howard, like usual did not believe me. He pursed his lips and simply turned around for once. Cool I didn't get yelled at or given detention this time. Mr. Howard called over his shoulder in a careless tone, "Perhaps, you love my class as much as you love Zac Efron?"

My face quickly went up in flames as a blush rushed up my cheeks. "I... uh... I don't..." Mr. Howard raised his hand and sliced it downward in a silencing gesture, cutting me off mid stutter.

"You do realize Ms. Lutz that you talk in your sleep, don't you?" He put a questioning lilt at the end of his statement even though the tone was obviously mocking. At that moment the bell chose to ring. High school kids spilled out of their desks and out into the hallway beyond in a flurry of laughter and giggling.

I tried to scurry out behind the tidal wave of students but, was unsuccessful in my attempt to avoid being caught by Mr. Howard. "Ms. Lutz if you would wait a moment?"

"Sorry Mr. Howard, but I got to fly! My ride won't wait for me." I pathetically threw my excuse at him, but ended up caught on the shoulder anyway.

"It wasn't a request Ms. Lutz." He said sternly as he turned to sit at his desk.

"Damn.." I muttered under my breath.

"What was that?" He looked up from behind the paper he was surveying.

"Oh nothing." I quickly responded as I shifted nervously from foot to foot. I kept on standing there as he shifted through the stacks of paperwork on his desk. The longer I waited the more nervous and restless I became.

"Ms. Lutz," he started abruptly and smiled when he saw my startled response. "It has come to my attention that you are failing my class."

"What!? That's impossible, I just checked my grades it was a B plus!" I responded trying to understand how I could be failing.

"Yes, well now it's a C and that is just not acceptable in my class. If you don't fix your grade I will sending a letter home to your parents."

For most this would only be a somewhat intimidating statement. However, for me it made no difference. I could easily remove the letter from the mail and make it "disappear". Tadah, poof no letter even existed! Mr. Howard, Of course did not need to know this, so I told him, "Okay Mr. Howard, I'll pick up my grade." Which wasn't a lie. I would try and get my grade up I just wasn't going to stress about the letter.

Mr. Howard looked at me speculatively as if he didn't quite believe me, which I suppose he was right. I gave him my innocent smile and bright eyes in return. "Okay then, You may leave and enjoy your weekend." Before the last words left had left Mr. Howard's mouth I had gathered up all of my belongings and ducked into the hall. I managed to squeeze into the hall, with much difficulty, since it was brimming with horny teenagers eager to escape for the weekend.

"Mia! There you are! Seriously can you get out of the classroom any freaking slower? Humans evolved faster than the time it took you to get here." The irritated voice of my best friend, Sabrina,  easily reached my ears through the crowd of student which was short of miraculous. Her tall figure was easy to spot in the crowd of students. Her legs, long and pale unblemished ivory, were hidden beneath the black of her formfitting jeans. Her black hair flew behind her as she quickly reached where I stood. Sabrina had finally reached me and looked down at me with annoyance in her vibrant green eyes. 

"Hello! Earth to Mia," Sabrina tapped on the side of my head. "You can come back from your mental world now."

"I'm sorry I just zoned out." I smiled sheepishly at her.

In response she gave an exasperated sigh and rolled her eyes. "It's not like that's unusual. Guess what?"

"What?" I mimicked her with false enthusiasm

"Stop that. Anyways  the Starlight Ball is tonight!" She gave me an expectant look. When I gave no response she prompted me for a response with a hand gesture.

"So?... Is there a reason you're telling me this?" Sabrina let out a frustrated sigh. "If you keeping sighing that heavily your lungs are going to give out."I told her with a straight face.

"If I die it'll be because of you!" She scrunched up her face an stuck he tongue in a very childlike gesture. "Whatever, you should be excited. Almost jumping with glee. Why are you not jumping with glee?" Sabrina demanded tapping her foot at me. 

"I see no point in going since I never get asked to dance or do anything at all." I looked up only to see her giving me puppy dog eyes ready to be hurt. "It's just not that much fun for me Brina."

"No, but you understand! It will be fun! It'll be fun!" She persuaded, "plus it's a costume ball since it's almost Halloween!" 

" Well, I don't have a gown or a costume so I can't go. Oh well." I replied with an exaggerated sigh.

Sabrina turned to look at me with a face that looked to be on the verge of tears. " You can't say that," her voice cracked, cracking my will along with it. "You have to go, you can't leave me alone." I could hear a sob slowly creeping into her voice.

" Okay, okay I'll go," I said glumly. "But I still don't have anything to wear."

Sabrina had immediately perked at my broken will. "Don't worry about it." She said with a wink. "I have the perfect outfit for you already."

I immediately filled with suspicion. "Nothing scandalous or obscene!" I stated as I saw her pout. "I don't want to stand out!"

"Aww but that's no fun!" Sabrina whined. "It's basically a Halloween costume ball so you'll stand out even more by not trying. So I think I've seen is fine!"

"Obscene is never fine!" Even if Sabrina had a point she was in no way going to dress me half naked. Not only was it unseemly but the days were getting cold and I didn't want to freeze off my cookies.

"It's Halloween time it is the perfect time to be obscene and grotesque, Mia. The freaks are supposed to come out and play and be able to be completely normal."

" It's too cold to be outside at night wearing so little clothing. My important bits will freeze off!"

"What do you mean your important bits Mia? Oh you mean your lady parts? Don't worry about that you have enough boobies to spare to us less fortunate." Sabrina finished while sighing at her chest.

What Sabrina had failed to realize is that during her speech she had gradually gotten louder and louder. By the time Sabrina said boobies the entire hallway of students had turned to look at her. "Brina! Be quiet will ya?" I desperately begged her.

"Why it's not like anyone's listen....ing." As Sabrina made this statement she began to look around them. I saw the embarrassment rise up  her face as realization dawned upon her. "Mia? Umm maybe we should go... I think I was too loud again." 

"Again? Yeah no kidding." I responded as we fled the hallway and out the doors to the parking lot.