Love's Silent Scream

4.2

Charlie: Okay, Cinema Club.
We are now in session. Welcome.Tell you a little bit about ourselves. We are a sanctioned
after-school activity... one rung below the Glee Club,
two above Nintendo Wii Fit. And let me say just to our guest,
Sidney Prescott And her Sister RJ it's an honor.Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget
Linda Blair, I mean, this is the ultimate.

Sidney: Thanks. I guess. Um..This? You film your entire high school
experience and what, post it on the net?

Robbie: Everybody'll be doing it someday, Sid. It's kind of the one component
the killer's missing.

Sidney: What do you mean?

RJ: he means instead of the studio make a movie the killer

Robbie: she's smart

Charlie: Well, you wanna be the new-new version.

RJ: The killer should be filming the murders.

Robbie: Yeah, it's like the natural next step in a psycho slasher innovation.

Charlie: I mean, you film them all real time,
and then before you get caught...you upload them into cyberspace.

RJ: Making your art as immortal as you.

Charlie: Not to implicate him.
Who do you think is behind the murders? Well, it's a Stab fanatic clearly. Working on less of a shriekquel
and more of a scream-make. Copyrighted terms, by the way.
'Cause all there are now are remakes. Only horror the studios green-light.
I mean, there are still rules,
but the rules have changed.

Robbie: The unexpected is the new cliche.

Charlie: Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence
that blows the doors off... dial up some flashy music-video
direction... and the kills gotta be way more
extreme.Modern audiences get savvy
to the rules of the originals... so the reversals become
the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way
to survive a modern horror movie?You pretty much have to be gay.

Kirby lean to whisper In RJ ear

Kirby: I guess we are safe

RJ: i guess you are right

Sidney: So why are you so sure that the killer's
working by the rules of a horror remake?

RJ: The original Stab structure
is pretty apparent Yeah, two kids killed in a house when
their parents are away... And then the school's hot chick savaged
beyond recognition.

Robbie: We all know where it goes from there.

Gale: A party.

Charlie: Exactly. A party.

RJ: Guaranteed third act main cast bloodbath.

Robbie: Fingers crossed on some nudity
for a change.

Sidney: Okay, so do you know of a party that's happening tonight?

Robbie: Well, there's Stab-a-Thon.

Sidney: Staba-Thon?

Charlie: It's a movie marathon. All seven Stabs
back-to-back. We do it every year.

Sidney: And it's tonight?

Gale: There's a killer out there patterning his murders after the original movie.

Robbie: I know. It's pretty wild.

Sidney: Well, you have to call it off.

Charlie: Okay, I mean, it's Friday. I'm sure we're not the only party
that's going on in Woodsboro.

Gale: So where is this circle jerk
gonna take place?

Charlie: So who's ready for this Q&A?

Gale: No, no. I really want the location.

Robbie: You know, it's kind of an underground
thing. E-Mail invites, pretty secret.

Gale: What, you're not gonna tell me? Really? We're working together. Remember?

RJ: Technically they don't have to tell you because your Terms and arrangements state they give you access to this Club so technically speaking they gave you what you asked for so they are in terms with there agreement your not

Gale: are you a lawyer or something

RJ: no

Charlie: So are you ready for that Q&A?

Sidney: Fuck you. Let's go RJ let's go

RJ got up and took Kirby's hand and left