Injoy!
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Ochaco seeing deku holding something: deku what're you holding?
Deku who's drinking juice from an cup labelled "no.1 problem child": oh so you remember how yesterday was my birthday? Aizawa-sensei got me this!
*Proudly shows the cup*
(He'd actually do that,prove me wrong)
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All might: this is midoriya....he's a young hero with aspiring determination and a heart of gold
Sir nighteye: this is mirio,he's a young hero who's goal is to save the people in this need
Aizawa: this is shinso,i found him in the garbage
(Welp,gotta go to garbage can fellas can't miss the change now can i?)
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Villain on a call: we have your dad.
Izuku: which one?
Villain:....what..?
Izuku: you heard me,which one?
Villain: umm dark hair,red eyes...likes cat
Izuku: oh yea,umm you don't have him he def has you
(This also somehow goes well in reverse like they be like we have your kid and aizawa be like which one?)
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*Midoriya outside and his phones ringing*
Bakugou seeing the calling ID: pfft! deku you still save yous dad's name as daddy!?
Izuku *picks the phone up and looks bakugou dead in eyes*: hello todorki-kun
Bakugou: *chokes*
(Your welcome *bows*)
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Izuku: why is everyone arguing about being the bottom and top?
Bakugou: *inhaled the water he was drinking*
Todoroki: *chokes*
Izuku: like I'd be happy to just have an bunk bed!
Bakugou:............i am gonna tell him.
Todoroki: don't you dare
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Todoroki: the starts are beautiful tonight
Momo: yea......
Todoroki: you know what else is beautiful?
Momo: ....jirou
Todoroki: .......
Todoroki: ....i was gonna say midoriya but I respect your opinion
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Todoroki: so,your a villain?
Dabi: what if I am?
Todoroki *srint away*: i am telling mom!
Dabi: nO DON'T-
(Not izuku but you can't tell me anit funny)
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