Injoyyyyy
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Bakugou *to irritate deku*: ladies first
*Opened the door and how*
Izuku: HECK YEA! Am a queen!
(.....that didn't work...)
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Izuku *looks at the blood on tenko's cloths and hand*: is that blood...?
Tenko: don't worry it's not mine
Izuku: that suppose to reassure me!?!?!!
(Them being sibling is the best prompt,can't change my mind)
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Izuku *looks at his brother who's crawling from window*: you know? Half of the country wants you dead?
Tenko *who just got inside there the room to see izuku with his arm crossed*: wow last time I checked it was the whole country,things are really are looking up
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*Dabi who came with a fatal injury on his abandon*
*Izuku who was watching an movie before he was interrupted rudely he might add*
Izuku: don't bleed on my floor or carpet for that matter,or I'll skin you *resume the movie*
(Who likes bamf izuku????)
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*In an deadly situation*
Izuku: we're gonna die!
Ochaco: now,i don't like that negative attitude of yours,look on the bright side!
Izuku: yayy, we're gonna die togetherrrrr!! *Jazz hands*
Ozhaco:........
Ochaco: .....okay i get your point,you can put your hands down
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Bakugou: if you do that again I'll throw you out the fucking windo-what are you doing?
Izuku: checking to see how far the drip is to see if it's worth it
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Izuku:How's your day going?
Tomura: we'll,no one died
Izuku: that's your standard
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My lovelies don't you just LOVE sassy izuku??????
Also comment which duo you want! Or trio or whatever how many people idc,I'll figure out and try to use this brain of mine to think of something creative
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Fanfictionjust deku quotes y'all ...funny one i promise you won't be dissappointed (10 quotes in every chapter!)
