Aries: BITCH *slams fist on table, flips open switchblade*
Taurus: lalalalala I can't hear you
Gemini: Imao I want to see thee receipts
Cancer: *30 minute speech about how asttascked they are feeling*
Leo: *unleashes a nuclear rage*
Virgo: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
Libra: Why are you like this
Scorpio: *literally will cut you so deep no one is safe*
Sagittarius: WHAT!!! THE FUCK ARE YOU!!! SAYING!!!
Capricorn: too bad you're wrong
Aquarius: LMAO
Pisces: bitch what
Trueeeeeeeeeee
