Signs in a bar/club

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Aries: gets super drunk from shots and passes out on the dance floor

Taurus: judges everyone while sipping a martini

Gemini: twerks all over the floor

Cancer: sits at the bar the whole time watching the TVs

Leo: gets people to buy drinks for them

Virgo: splashes a drink in someone's face

Libra: flirts more than humanly possible

Scorpio: does shots with aries

Sagittarius: just kinda dances

Capricorn: leans against a wall looking all creepy and nodding their head to the music

Aquarius: twerks with gemini but more hardcore

Pisces: hits on everyone


eh i guess tbh

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