aries: american idol
taurus: the real housewives
gemini: jersey shore
cancer: keeping up with the kardashians
leo: project runway
virgo: ntv cribs
libra: survivor
scorpio: catfish
sagattarius: top chef
capricorn: dance moms
aquarius: so you think you can dance
pisces: the bachelor
dude i'm pissed cancer isn't american idol wtf
