(Y/n is basically going to replace Finn in this episode since this is kinda gonna hint ALOT to Y/n and Bonnie's past as lovers.)
[The episode begins with Ice King flying with Bonnie, cackling deviously.]
Y/n: Come on Ice King! This is getting real old!
Ice King: Huh?!
Y/n: Just unhand Bonnie dude, I ain't got time for this!
Ice King: Foolish interlopers! Zah! [Fires ice magic at Y/n]
[Y/n dodges and throws a ball of smoke at Ice King's eyes]
Ice King: Ee hee hee hee—OOH! [Gets hit by smokeball] MY EYESIGHT!
Y/n: Alright Jake, let's do the funny.
Jake: Gotcha Bro.
[Jake forms his posterior into Bonnie's shape while Y/n puts two rocks on it, representing her eyes. He replaces Bonnie with his posterior without Ice King noticing.]
Bonnie: Huh? Hee hee hee!
Y/n: If you think are so cool Ice King, then go ahead and kiss Bonnie..
Ice King: I will kiss her! I will! [To "princess"] Hold still. [Kisses Jake's posterior] Mwah!
Y/n: [laughs] You sure you don't need glasses? Cause that ain't Bonnie.
Ice King: What?! [Jake reforms his posterior.] EEEEGH!! [The other three laugh.] [Flying away] The hour is yours, but the day shall be mine! Just like you, Princess—MINE!
Bonnie: What a patoot. Thanks for saving the day yet again, boys.
Y/n: Anytime, Bonnie [She hugs him.] Aw Hugs are nice.[He hugs back and Jake raises his eyebrow, amused.]
Bonnie: I'm gonna throw you two a party. Meet at the Candy Kingdom—TONIGHT!
[The three cheer. "PARTY TIME" logo pops up and balloons fill up the screen to shift to the next scene. Y/n and Jake are walking to the Candy Castle through the Cotton Candy Forest.]
Y/n: It really sucks that Finn couldn't join us.
Jake: Well, he did have that important Hero Seminar to attend..
Y/n: Yeah, he's not going to have any fun though, those things are BORING as hell.
Jake: Heh. I bet you wish you were my butt.
Y/n: What the hell?!
I bet you wish you were my butt, because then the princess would... No, wait... I bet you wish you were the Ice King and the princess was my butt!
Y/n: [smirking] You do realize I've reached Tier 15 with her right?
Jake: YOU HAVE?!
Y/n: Oh hell yeah, me and Bonnie used to be in a threesome relationship with another girl but after.... the incident.... the two ladies drifted apart and I've been trying to mend it ever since.
Jake: That's rough buddy.
Y/n: Yeah, it really is... [thinking] I wonder how Marcy is doing these days, it's been a few years since our last time together.
[Hard cut to the Candy Castle]
Peppermint Butler: Hey, everybody. Y/n and Jake are here.
Jake: Who's ready to party?!
[The crowd seems focused on and gathered around something else. Y/n and Jake confusedly look at each other.]
Y/n: What's going on here?
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Immortals (Male Reader x Adventure Time)
FanfictionY/n L/n has been a figure in the Land of OOO for as long as most of it's citizens can remember. He has seen it all, or at least he thinks he has in his immortal life span. Now he has taken two people under his wing, Finn the Human and Jake The Dog...