"WHAT'S UP CHAT, TODAY WE ARE GETTING A TOUR OF THE DSMP, AND MEETING IDOLS." I yell into my microphone
I got into the server
SoCorny_ joined the game
SoCorny_: YOOOOOO
Tommyinnit: what the fuck-?
Dream: WELCOME
[Dream: join vc 2]
I joined the vc, some people are already there
"HELLO?" I heard a familiar voice. 'tommyinmit'
"Is this who you were talking about dream?" Another said. 'quackity'
"WELCOME Y/N!" Dream welcomed. "Thank you thank you" "Let's begin shall we?" 'and sapnap'
Y/N'S SMP TOUR - A COMPLAIN
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"And this here is prime path-" "what the fuck is that?" I interrupted Tommy, pointing to a dick in the sky
"What the fuck" sapnap had said
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"LOOK AT MY HOUSE!" I shouted to the others in the vc
"Y/n that's a vagina."
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"SAPNAP WAIT-" I yelled as sapnap set fire to my damn house
"Oops"
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"Would you like a flower quackity?" I asked "yes please" "here!" I say as I hit his mc character "where's the flower?" He asks "I was just POLLEN your leg." I tell a sad pun "what the fuck :("
"You don't get a flower bitch."
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"Chat, 69 or 420?" I ask the chat "69? Okay." I say, little do they know I was asking what page I should read from my joke book
"Y/n, why did you-" dream started "why did the chicken cross the road?" "Not again..." Tommy said, war flashbacks. "Why?" Dream asked "to get to the cunts house" I say, changing up the joke a bit, Tommy laughed. "Knock knock." I ask dream.
"Who's there?" "The chicken." I say evilily.
"What the fuck."
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"BIG Q STOP! Y/N, HELP ME!" "fuuuucks no."
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"H-HEY DREAM! I WAS JUST JOKING MAN! I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT. NOT ALL OF IT." I scream into my microphone, running away from Dream chasing me with a netherite swor
He killed me
"I REGRET NOTHING."
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"Tommy, are you a man?" "Yeah" "Prove it" I tell him "how?" "Cry." I say to him, really close to my microphone
"No, men don't cry-" "CHAT, TOMMY IS A MISOGYNI-"
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"Y/N I honestly regret adding you-" "how dare you Dream. Is it because I'm a girl?" "What the fuck-? No!" "Guys Dream is BULLYING me, and I am a MINOR. ARREST HIM!" I yell, fake crying, hitting Dream's character and attempts to quackity kill him.
Attempts.
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"Chat, do you think I should blow up the dream smp?" "Y/n, DONT-"
"they said yes, ppPPPPFTAHAHAH-"
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"ALRIGHT MY KERNELS, THATS GONNA BE IT, I GOT SCHOOL AND ITS ALREADY-" I check the time
"What the fuck? It's already 1:00am?"
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COMPILATION OVER
I had laughed at the video I found on Twitter, it was full of clips from my stream, I read the comments, most were positive and funny, and i laughed a bit at each of them.
I say goodnight to my friends in my gc before got to sleep
The Boyz 🥶🥶 💯
Hottie
Goonfigt whorres <3
Goodnight whires*
GOODNITGH WHORES*
God damnit.
1:18am
Mommy🤭😘
Goodnight slut<3
1:19am
Mom💕😁
Goodnight y/n!😋
1:18am
Twink
Night.
1:20am
Hottie
Wgy are you sod amn drt Zane?
Why* So* Damn* Dry*
Fuck you Zane
1:20am
Twink
THE HELL DID I DO? ALSO ITS "ZAYNE" CLINT FACE
1:20am
Hottie
STFU DICK SUCKER
1:21am
Mom💕😁
Let's not fight guys! Just say goodnight!😰
1:21am
Mommy🤭😘
Wait, I wanna see how this turns out 🍿
1:21am
Hottie
I hope you all fall off a couch into a pool of Play-Doh and choke on it, except you Alliyanna, love you 💕
1:23am
Mom💕😁
Love you too y/n
1:23
Twink
The fuck?
1:24am
Mommy🤭😘
Fair
1:24am
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I chuckle to myself as I read our texts, 'they're such dweebs' I think to myself as I place my phone on my side table and cover myself in my blankets, drifting away into sleep.
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Children, am I right? (Fem!Child!Reader x dsmp)
Fiksi Penggemar"Children, am I right?" _________ A story in which dream let's a 12 year old menace on the dreamsmp. this story will contain little to no lore, bcuz I suck at that. and it's mostly just of a child streamer with chaotic moments on the dsmp. ________ ...
