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tom kaulitz 2

TRIGGER WARNING THIS IS SATIRE IF YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE THEN PISS OFF

plot: you were tommys fling whilst he was getting married you turned up

tom stood at the alter about to say i do when he locked eyes with me..
"i do" he said. there were cheers, "is there any objections to this marriage"
the person who says all of the christian words said.
"i object" i shouted load n proud.
there were gasps and i walked to hiedi, it was a nice wedding lm the beach too bad it was ruined. i picked her up and brought her to the sea, where she screamed and called out for tom. i pushed her head under the water slowly but surely drowning her as she yelped like a chiauwa (idk how to spell)
i walked back to tom and jumped into his arms kissing him sloppy.
"good job pookie" he said putting me down, i ran to hiedi who was laying on the sand dead. i took the dress of of her and put it on before dragging tom to the person who says christian things (someone correct me on this)
"i do!" I shouted.
"i do" we both ran away and started a new life in Venezuela with a dob and a child who looked like he had just been slammed down a boiling hot water slide without and water and had chemical burns.

THIS IS ALL FAKE I LOVE HIEDI SHES SO SWEET OKAY! ITS A JOKE
ALSO I MIGHT NOT BE AS ACTIVE BC I GOT A MOPED AND I NEED MY LISCENSE BECAUSE I CRASHED IT AGAIN THIS IS THE THIRD TIME.
THE FIRST TIME MY SPASTIC BORTHER TRIED TO DRIVE IR AND CRAHSED IT INTO A HORSE HEN ENCLOSEURE THING AND THEN INTO A FIELD AND THEN 2ND IS WHEN I PUNCHED A GIRL AND SHE SLASHED THE TIRED AND I DROVE INTO A WALL NOT ONE OF MY MOST FINEST MOMENTS BUT I DID CHUCK RANDOM THINGS AT HER (I FORGOT HOW TO SAY IT BUT IN TURKSIH ITS ANNE LIKE YK THE WOMAN WHO PUSHED HER OUT OF HER POOSAY?)
OH AND THEN THIS TIME I WAS AT A LAKE AND WHEN I WENT TO GET ON IT MY FOOT SLIPPED AND I DROVE INTO A CAR AND THE DORVE AWAY BUT THEY TOOM MY FUCKING LISCENE THE KNOBS