J, Where's my Wrench?

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I woke up, and began to get ready just like every d-WAIT A MINUTE! I'M SURROUNDED BY WOMEN! THEM DISASSEMBLY DRONES! J IS HOLING ONTO ME LIKE A KOALA AND ITS BRANCH! Oh, now I remember, I done passed out again after N got turned into a female by that weird oil. My head still hurts. Wait a minute, WHERE'S MAH WRENCH? WHERE'S N? Wait a minute...

V: Hey, Y/n.~ Good... morning? night? Whatever.

Y/n: And a good day ta you too, partner. Do you know where my wrench is?

I watch as V pulls the wrench out from inside of her jacket from between her robo-tiddies.

V: This? I wanted to make sure it didn't get lost, so here you go.

She then handed it to me, as I stood there, mouth agape.

V: What's the matter, Y/n? Did you like to watch me do that?~

Y/n: ...I'm good, partner. By the by, where's N?

V: She left to go get more oil for us.

J then begins to boot back up, still clinging onto me as she yawns cutely.

J: Good morning Y/- WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!

Y/n: Nah, it's fine, partner. No need to worry. (I still got it, hehe.) Well, I best be going.

J: NO! I mean... we need to protect you from the worker drone menace!

She begins to have a cute pout on her... visor? Visor.

J: I do know you can survive though... Fine, you can leave.

She lets go of me, and I grab the side of her face to reassure her.

Y/n: Hey, don't worry about it, partner, I'll be back when I can come back.

She immediately begins to blush, as expected.

J: Yes, Mr. Conagher! We will kill those drones in your honor!

She does a standing salute as V does a lazy salute behind her.

Y/n: See you later, tell N I said goodbye.

N: Tell me yourself!

She then tackle hugs me, sending me to the ground. N is very happy.

J: HEY, YOU SENTIENT TOASTER, GET OFF OF Y/N!

I get back up with N still on me, squirming off of me. N is scared now.

N: I-I'm sorry Y/-

Y/n: Don't worry about it, and J, treat N with some more respect. Be nicer to her.

J: Y-Yes Mr. Conagher, my apologies.

N: Thank you, Y/n!

Y/n: You're welcome, N. Don't let it happen again J, but I forgive you as long as N does.

N: I do!

Y/n: There you go.

J: Thank you, Y/n.

Y/n: No problem, J. Now tata for real.

I then make my way back, and find a blueprint... FOR MY TWO-WAY TELEPORTER! YAHOO!! I then set up one in a building near the Corpse Spire, hidden enough not to get found by the Disassembly Drones. I then make it all the way back to home, get let in, explain things to Khan, and set the other one up in my room.

I then head over to Khan's place to offer to help Uzi with her rail-gun.

Uzi: Bite me! I don't need your human help! You'll take credit for it!

Y/n: Why would I? I already have three great inventions. I just want to help you with this one so you'll be less of a social outcast, and we can help each other, tell stories, and become friends and coworkers for a little while.

Uzi: F-Fine.

Did she just blush slightly too? Whatever. We begin to work on one of the best guns I've ever had the pleasure of making, besides my own of course. During that time, our hands accidentally met a good amount of times, always leading to Uzi's visor's cheeks? having a bright purple glow, blushing extremely hard. She must not have guys over often.

I then take my exit after helping her with it for a little bit.

Y/n: Well, partner, I'd better go home, see you tomorrow for school!

Uzi: Bye.

I then leave as I hear her whisper partner, under her breath, as a blush bloomed across her face.

I then went to bed after cleaning myself up.

(3rd Person POV)

Khan then walks back into his rooms, as he sees Y/n leave.

Khan: Hey Uzi! Good pick for a boyfriend!

Uzi: UGGGHHH, SHUT UP, DAD!

(Chapter 5 end)

A/N: Sorry I kept everyone waiting so long, I got busy, I hope it was worth the wait!

A/N 2: I plan to introduce the each of the mercs, one by one, for each episode, so that at the end of season 1, all of them will be there.

A/N 3: Alice will join the harem, and other characters might as well, including OCs, as long as requested. Request them here.

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