Dear diary,
My name is ysb, short for yellow smile ball. I work here in the L.M.F.A.O
Laboratory of
Mechanical engineering
Far
Away from
Object civilization
Don't ask why this acronym barely works. I'm not the one in charge, plus we do more than just mechanical engineering- oh, that stupid cb robot is nagging at me again, I'll finish my introductions later.
_______________________ yellow smile ball
Ysbs pov
"Smiley, I'm bored! When are we gonna staaart?" Chocolate ball groaned at me 'annoyingly'. I didn't really care though, I mean it is just a pointless machine.
"Cb shut up I'm BUSY!" I yelled at it. I always hated machines, nothing could change that, I do feel only the slightest bit guilty though, I dunno why
Chocolate balls pov
Ysb treats me like I'm an object..... a non living one to clear any confusion. He also always refers to me as an it for God's sake, there is something about him that rings a bell though... but I can't quite put my finger on it...
"GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!" Ysb screamed, I looked over at him to see his mouth had been partially disintegrated by whatever erupted on him. "See that's why sometimes being made of heavy steel comes in handy.... foam face." I said to him "I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR SPEAKER, AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR!" I jumped back as I would like to keep my freedom of speech. "And your a machine, rights don't apply to you" ysb said sternly
I took the warning to shut up, he got up and grabbed a face mask to hide the irreversible damage
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20 years prior, 2003
"Chocolate ball?" Ysb said. "Yeah ysb?"
"I'm really happy I get to work with you in the lab cb, you know that right?"
"What if I was..... a robot? How about then?"
"This conversation derailed rather quickly, could you do me a favor and grab the-"
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"Cb?"
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"What's this plush doing here?"
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"It looks like some kind of video game merch..... why the hell is it in my lab room?"
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"It's covered in...... Chocolate........ oh."
"oh no..."
"CHOCOLATE BALL!!! WHERE DID YOU GO"
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Word count: 335
I just revealed so much crap its insane
