Kuradeel

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Me: no no no we do not talk about the wrinkliest 24 year old to ever live what was a bigger mistake than Madea having sex with Mr Brown

Kaneda: what's so bad about him anyway

Me:I'll let you see *plays SAO*

Kaneda: you didn't tell me he might as well have been ibu-

Me: use an analogy they'll understand

Kaneda: might as well have been a creepypasta I don't fucking know anymore

Me: think of him like *shudders* you know who

Kaneda: Eino-

Me: Sh! Despite his actors role in harry Potter he's the real 'he who must not be named'

Kaneda: your idol is about to premiere a new song

Me: yea in like thirty minutes I got time

Kaneda: but seriously though he's creepy

Me: exactly biggest anime mistake of my life

Kaneda: remember Bonolenov?

Me: that fucker finally divorced me that is no longer a regret because then I'd never know the joy of being free of him

Kaneda: I just now realized you had an affair with his boss and crew mate

Me:......holy shit your right...... anyway no we don't talk about kuradeel

Kuradeel: hello again

Me: FUCK NO ID RATHER DEAL WITH WORM BOY OVER THERE!

Roger: seriously?!

Me: ew nevermind maybe Jeff goldblums fly which oddly enough people think you look like him Kuradeel

Kuradeel: how?

Me: beats me

Kaneda: almost twenty minutes

Me: okay and? I'm trying not to be a creepy fangirl

Kuradeel: little late for that

Kaneda: I know right

Me: both of you shut up

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 22, 2023 ⏰

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