Unusual Town

Multiverse

I looked at the swan. It was hairy and full of neon feathers, weird for a town like ours. From here, we like to eat lots of spices. U eat a spicy swan, you become one. Yep you guessed it, exactly like kirby. "I want to be a spicy swan tonight," I thought to myself, eyeing the very furry bird from a distance. Starting to feel the air through my hair as I sped up, I pounced on the swan, making the pond ripple. "I'm not a swan, I'm a delicate fruit berry!" I squeeked out, scaring the flowers with faces next to me. Okay you could actually understand what I was saying like normal, but I had to switch the mode to English. Clearly I'm the boredest person ever at this exact moment in time. For the love of Christ I wanted to  scare flowers!

You could say it's a town like Mario, but we have lots of singers and performers here as well. I actually know Louis Tomlinson. Yep, that sort of shit happens here too. But yeah, I'm a swan right now so that's the least of my worries, being a friend to a famous person is all. "1 up wahoo!" I jumped as a swan, turning into the very Mario bro himself, Mario. The green one. Or is that Luigi?! What ever I'm not that smart.

So u betchyea I changed the subject. That man Louis Tomlinson is an asshole. "SHIT I can't swim." I ate a magic mushroom as I drowned, swallowing gallons of water. Yeah this probably wasn't the best of ideas. Revealing myself as a new form, a lifeboat, thanks to the very mushroom itself, I survived. So yeah performers are assholes.