Episode 07 - EV Trainer

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Location: Somewhere in the Kanto Region

No POV

After the trio made it out of the Forest Fire that Rusty had caused without getting caught by the cops, Rusty is currently battling against an EV Trainer with a Level 7 Zubat against a Level 72 Celefairy as it used Pound onto Zubat knocking it out instantly.

Rusty: Wow! You beat me a lot faster than most people, unlike these two that managed to gave you a real challenge.

EV Trainer: Yeah, not duh! Your Zubat's nature is friggin' garbage! Unlike the cool kid's Scorbunny packed a powerful move with his Fire ball that he kicked around like a soccer ball and the other dude's Machamp massive and powerful strength.

Rusty: Nature, huh. Hmm...I don't know what that is. Teach me what that is!

EV Trainer: Yeah, no! I'm an EV Trainer, man! It's like a super-secret art that's only for true Pokémon masters! But you two are pretty much tough enough to take on the elite four and possible even Red himself.

Y/n: Uh...thanks, man.

Silhouette: Yeah, we appreciate the compliments.

Rusty: Whoa, you must have so many badges!

EV Trainer: Haha, badges are for scrubs, dude. Well, those for those two dudes that gave me a fair fight. But I play in independent tournaments, held in THE most exclusive toy stores and middle school gymnasiums.

Rusty: Huh, no wonder your Clefairy looks so buff.

Y/n: Yeah, it's why he was so damn strong.

Silhouette: Yeah, even my Machamp had a hard time fighting that thing.

Buff Clefairy: CLEFAIRY!

Rusty: So, right. You gotta teach me!

Y/n: I don't think that's a good idea, Rusty.

Silhouette: Well, how is gonna make his Pokémon stronger if he wants to be just as good as Red.

Y/n: (Sighs) You do make a good point. Alright, teach Rusty how to become a strong like you so he can be just as good as Red.

EV Trainer: Very Well. First, start your Pokémon on a steady regiment of stat-boosting vitamins.

Rusty: Got it, thanks!

He then grabbed his Zubat to leave to get some stat-boosting vitamins, but the EV Trainer stopped him to tell him how that process really works.

EV Trainer: Yeah, but those only works on the first one hundred EVs! Then you need a Macho Brace, idiot! Are you even writing this down, you turd!?

Rusty: What does "EV" Stand for?

Y/n: Yeah, he's having a really hard time trying to be a "proper" trainer and he's not a very good listener.

Silhouette: He would rather do this than following his father's footsteps to become a deli shop worker to make sub sandwiches.

EV Trainer: Hoho hoho ha! We're gonna be here for a while.

So then, the EV Trainer started teaching Rusty with his lessons in making his Pokémon stronger than ever while Y/n and Silhouette watch the action in a montage with a catchy song about EV Training.

Song Starts

EV training, you're sucking the fun out!

EV training, you're too old for this!

Exploiting the game, cause you don't have a life!

Beating up kids, makes you feel like a man!

EV Training, YEAH!

Song Ends

EV Training: Now, you know all of my secrets.

Rusty: Wow! None of that sounded like fun.

EV Training: Uh, Pokémon isn't about fun. It's about math, math and winning! It's like a job you don't get paid for, ya frickin' dingus!

Y/n: He's right, Rusty. It's just using the strength of your own Pokémon but using the logic and strategy in order to win Pokémon battles.

Rusty: Wow. That's pretty smart, Y/n. After all, Logic is the rarest candy of all. A job you don't-- Wait a minute, that's just SCHOOL! I didn't become a Pokémon trainer to learn my Farfetch'd multiplication tables!

EV Trainer: Well then, I'm afraid you'll NEVER have a Pokémon as cool as mine, as well as these two cool dudes.

Then suddenly, Team Rocket showed up in a pick-up truck and stole the EV Trainer's Clefairy. Hey, prepare for trouble you...dildos. Whatever. We're Team Rocket, we're stealing your Pokémon. (Sees Y/n and Silhouette) Oh hey, it's you, guys! The Boss wants you two to head over to the Team Rocket HQ to join the team. (Throws a card with their address to the HQ.) I highly suggest you show up there as soon as possible. If you both refuse to join, then we'll capture you and force you to join Team Rocket. No offense. PEACE!

Then they drove out of there with the EV Trainer's Pokémon.

EV Trainer: NOO! NO! No, my hours!

Rusty: Huh, Team Rocket. (Gasps) Wait a minute, if we head over to the Team Rocket HQ with that address on that card, we can rescue "Pikachu"!.

Y/n: Right after your battle with a Gym Leader that we asked to give you an official Gym battle.

Rusty: Wait. You guys set me up a battle with a Gym Leader?!

Silhouette: Yeah, because you were too busy catching Pokémon left and right while we just beat 5 Gym Leaders and got 5 badges after that. So, we asked one of the Gym Leaders to give you a proper fight, so you can finally win yourself a gym battle. After that, we can go to the Team Rocket HQ and save your "Pikachu". Does that sound okay to you, Rusty?

Rusty: Oh yeah, let's get going then. Hop on my bike and let's go!

Y/n: Ok then. Let's hope that we don't smell like Weed after the bike ride over there.

Silhouette: Ditto.

The two of them hopped onto Rusty's Bike and hold onto their dear lives as Rusty started pedaling towards the next town to get ready for his first official gym battle.

Rusty: See you later, boring guy!

EV Trainer: Wait, no, dudes! You guys forgot to rate and subscribe my how-to videos! Rate and Subscribe! RATE AND SUBSCRIBE!

END OF EPISODE 7

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 8 WITH RUSTY'S FIRST EVER GYM BATTLE

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