Episode 11 - Battlehaus

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Location: The Battlehaus

No POV

As the three Pokémon Trainer continue on their journey, they soon make their way to the place known as the Battlehaus.

Rusty: We must journey on to honor my fallen friend..."Pikachu", you were truly irreplaceable.

Then we see him dragging a Bidoof with a leash like a horrible pet owner dragging his dog irresponsibly on a leash and I think we all agree that Rusty doesn't even know what a Pikachu really is. Plus, we're not even sure if the Bidoof is loafing around or maybe dead.

We'll never know.

Rusty: Come on, "Pikachu 2"! You and I gotta find some wild Pokémon to battle!

Y/n: Dude, how many times do we have to tell you. That is a Bidoof, not a Pikachu!

Silhouette: Yeah, I don't even think that Pokémon is even alive or just sleeping. It's probably not gonna battle anything at all.

Then suddenly, a rad dude named Battle Bart appeared out of nowhere as he approached the three after overhearing about battling Pokémon for fun.

Battle Bart: You guys lookin' to battle?

Y/n: Uh, yeah?

Rad Dude: Then you boys came to the right house! BATTLEHAUS!!!

He then revealed the three of his own Pokémon Battle Stadium called the Battlehaus that also has a roller coaster and fun amusement park rides as it's known to be the most awesome and cool place to have Pokémon Battles.

Silhouette: This should be interesting.

So then, they went inside the Battlehaus with Rusty still dragging the poor Bidoof around as Battle Bart continues explaining about how the Battlehaus works around in the Kanto Region.

Battle Bart: Here in Battlehaus, we've got all the cutting-edge new battle styles. Except for horde battle, 'cause they're cheap f***ing Trubbish s**t!

Y/n: Yeah, horde battles are annoying and completely pointless.

Rusty: You're telling me, he's really mad!

Battle Bart: Yep. Mad for bortles! Let's go!

Then they first start the battle by riding the roller coaster as some kind of type of Pokémon Battle that looks incredibly dangerous to do a Pokémon battle on a roller coaster as Battle Bart brought out his Porygon to battle against Y/n, Silhouette and Rusty by choosing one of their Pokémon to take on Battle Bart's Porygon.

Battle Bart: Choose your Porkemon.

Y/n: I don't know, dude. This seems kinda dangerous to do a Pokémon battle on a roller coaster.

Silhouette: Yeah, I think we should forfeit this battle cause we're not risking our Pokémon's lives on this dangerous roller coaster and-

Rusty: Go Spearow!

Rusty brings out Spear....oh.

The Spearow flew away due to how fast the Roller Coaster is going and that Spearow is definitely dead now.

Rusty: Flying types are weak against roller coasters. I'll remember this.

Y/n: That's not how Pokémon battles work, Rusty. Let's just move on to the next battle.

Next up is the Stacker Battle where three Pokémon would get on their backs and shoulder to form a tower as another strange type of Pokémon battle as Battle Bart is battling against the three trainers with a Donphan, a Jigglypuff and an Oddish against a Koffing, a Machoke and a Politoad.

Battle Bart: Stacker backle! Stack your Ponymon together, then you battle 'em.

Y/n: Seems easy enough.

Silhouette: Yeah, I think we can handle this Pokémon battle.

Rusty: I totally understand. Go Snorlax!

He then brought out the Snorlax (Who was still permanently paralyzed from the Car Crash) and crushed all of the three Pokémon under it, killing them in the process.

Y/n: (Shocked) OH MY GOD!!!

Silhouette: JESUS CHRIST!!! I totally forgot that he caught that Snorlax from the car crash and it's now completely paralyzed.

Rusty: Did I win?

Battle Bart: Well, sort of. You three lost!

Y/n: (Groans) This is not gonna go well from here.

Then they move on to the next strange battle, Battle Battle, it's like a Pokémon battle, but reversed.

Battle Bart: Battle Battle! We battleship while our Pochampions watch!

Rusty: Wow. (Gets Punched by Battle Bart) (To Pikachu 2) Pikachu 2! I need orders!

Rusty used Cry for Help!

But he Bidoof didn't say or do anything at all.

Y/n: You know what, screw this!

Y/n used Haymakers!

It's Super Effective!

Battle Bart: Gah! Ok you win! Stop! Uncle! Uncle! UNCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

The Bidoof smiled wickedly as he watched Y/n beat the shit out of Battle Bart as we move on to the next scene, where we see two guys playing Yu-Gi-Oh on a table that does not involve the BattleHaus whatsoever.

Rusty: Woah. What kind of battle is this?

Battle Bart: Oh, that's... That's Yu-Gi-Oh.

Y/n: Oh yeah, I played that game. I got a ton of those cards back home.

Silhouette: He's a real expert in that game as well.

Rusty: Oh. Let's go.

Finally, the three of them decided that they had enough doing these strange Pokémon battles, Y/n and Silhouette are definitely not gonna come back to the Battlehaus after doing those dangerous battle with Rusty.

Rusty: Wow. I had no idea there were so many kinds of battles. Each one more necessary than the last

Y/n: Yeah, we're definitely not coming back here again.

Silhouette: I agree, let's get back to our journey.

Battle Bart: Not so fast, there's only one more battle. Battlehaus Battle! It's you three... (Gives them three gas canisters) Versus the Battlehaus.

Y/n/Silhouette/Rusty: Wait... Hweh?

Battle Bart: Listen guys. This thing cost me millions. I'm in deep to Team Rocket, and their new boss is calling in debts. I need the inscurbance, or I'm Dunsparce.

Y/n: You know what? I totally understand what you mean, Battle Bart. We'll do the honors of burning this place to the ground.

Silhouette: Yeah, it's better than dealing with Team Rocket giving you the cold shoulder.

Rusty: But...Rusty loves Battlehaus.

Battle Bart: We've all got our own battles, kid. Besides. Don't you guys wanna...win a blartle?

Timeskip - 1 Second Later

After that, the entire BattleHaus is now engulfed in flames and it's probably for the best since this whole Battlehaus idea was a horrible idea to begin with.

Y/n: Well, the deed is done. Now we can go back to our journey.

Rusty: (Sees Pikatwo in flames and dead) Pikatwo! You're evolving!

Y/n: I am going to kill that idiot. But not today...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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