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Operation Get That Random Ass Box😼😼

Ngl bro Pinterest is a scary place😰

So uh this is where Stan and Kyle are like late 30's or early 40's 🤷🏻‍♀️

oh they also segregated (I think that how you spell it) two kids named Gabby and Ezra😱😱😱😱😱😱

Creek is mentioned in this🤭🫶🏼

I didn't proof read this so the grammar is probably fucked up so my bad😋

Anyways Gabby is 9 and Ezra is 13😧
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-Ezra's POV-

"Ez..Ezzy..EZRA!" I felt a hand slap my face. My eyes jolted open. I see my little sister in her pajamas standing above me. "Goddamnit what Gabby?!" I sit up on my bed and check the time. "It's fucking 3AM Gabby!!" I whisper yell.

"Sorry!! But I found something!!" She exclaims excitedly. "Ok?" I cock(😋) my head. "What is it?" She grins widely. "Cmon!!" Gabby then grabs my hand and leads me to the door separating the hallway and our parents room.

"Gab what's going on?" She rolls her eyes. "Well earlier I was looking for stuff to do 'cause I was bored and I went into Pa and daddy's room to find something to play with-" "dude you know we aren't allowed to go in their room!" I interrupt her. "Well tough. Anyways I found this box under their bed. I was gonna open it but then daddy came home before I could see what was in it!"

"So?" I raise my eyebrow🤨. "SoOoOo" She mocks me. "Can you help me get it?" I give her the 'are you fucking with me face.' "C'mon Ezra pleaseeeeeeee!" My ginger sister pleads.

"No fuck you. I'm not getting in trouble." I began walking down the hallway to my room. "Ezra if you help me I won't tell them about you kissing the Tucker's kid!" She whispers yells. I stop dead in my tracks.

Fuck. I didn't think anyone saw me with max. Oh god. (Btw Max is Craig's and Tweek's 13 year old son😋)

"I don't know what you saw, but I didn't kiss Max!!" I blush. "Sure bud. But do we have a deal?" She puts out her hand so I can shake it. I roll my eyes and shake her hand. "Fine." "Yay!!" She yells.

I put my hand over her mouth as an attempt to muffle her shriek. "Shut the hell up! You're going to wake up the whole neighborhood!!" I scold her. She furrows her eyebrows and licks my hand. "Awh sick dude!"

"C'monnnn!!!" My little sister whines. "God you're impatient." I wipe my covered with saliva hand on her Hello Kitty PJ shirt.

"Okay! So here's the plan-" "who made you the boss?" I interrupt her once again. She pinches the bridge of her nose. "Okay Ezra. Do you have any ideas then?"

"....."

"No." I look away in embarrassment. "Yeah that's what I thought. Now the plan is you're gonna go into their room and grab the box and run out to my room-" "What?! Why me?!" "Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you! You impatient butt wipe!" I raise my eyebrow🤨.