The Do's and Don't of a Scary Movie

Part 5

Well this is not really a situation just a rant about one of my favorite movies which is Child's Play.

So the boy get this the doll that supposed to be possessed by a killer and he trying to get out and yatta yatta ya but what I don't get why everyone think this doll is the most threatening thing he is literally a doll he has the strength of a freaking doll he is a piece of freaking plastic. And then theres the part when the characters wrestle with the doll...and the doll wins...Thats a problem. Are you really telling me that a doll is overpowering you a fucking DOLL.

(Random person)Well the doll is possessed by a serial killer soo

(ME) But its a doll. He is not different than Lucy the baby alive dog that bark at your command. You should be able to throw the fucker all the way to Japan while cooking chicken and dumplings. There is no excuse for that NONE WHAT SO EVER.

Also when he somehow bops up after being "killed". I think that is the character fault. Don't ever assume something is dead in a scary movie. Now thankfully you know me and I will tell the steps it takes to killed Chucky and he will stay dead

Guide to kill possessed dolls

Step 1. Tear the doll apart. Nothing should be connected

Step 2. Throw each doll part in fire. If the doll become ash then great. If it just turn really black i have another few steps

Step 3. But each burnt piece in acid. Like the burn a hole in the table acid.

Step 4. Whatever is left or your ash behind but it in different bags

Step 5. put poison in bags. whatever you can find put it in there

Step 6. Hide all the bags in different places in the world and keep one around your neck

YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY KILLED CHUCKY

You can now make me tacos and enchiladas cause I'm hungry.

AND DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID TO BRING IT BACK TO LIFE