The Do's and Don't of a Scary Movie

Rule 2

In most scary movies the killer or ghost or whatever supernatural creature give you so many signs that they are near and will kill you but like every scary movie the person ignore every complete sign. Here a situation

Situation                                                                                                                                                                 Krissy was just going to bed after doing her night routine. She lays down as sleep was about to over take her her window open suddenly. Krissy got up and shut the window. "Maybe it was the wind" She thought to herself. Krissy was about to get back in bed when she saw her closet open with a BANG. She walked closer to the closet door and she was pulled in by a force. And as you can guess she is dead.

Now let me tell you everything that was wrong and how she could have avoided dying                        Please tell me how in the hell the WIND open your window. I know wind can be strong but that is only during natural causes not on one summer night when the wind is BARELY blowing. And why is your window unlocked. You should never ever EVER leave your window unlocked. And why are you walking to moving doors. I don't get what goes through these characters mind when they do this. But seriously if your door is opening by themselves DO NOT blame it on the wind. The wind do not care what is in your closet and what you going to where tomorrow. When there is doors opening by themselves you need to follow this procedure.

Procedure of not dying

-Get the hell up

-Grab phone, money, and car keys (if you can drive)

-And get the hell out of there 

I'm telling you its not that hard to not die in scary movies 

So Rule 2 is...If you see some strange stuff opening and closing don't blame it on anything you take your necessities and get out 

Exception(s)                                                                                                                                                        There is no exceptions for this rule 

This is what Krissy could have done and she probably wont be dead

Krissy was just going to bed after doing her night routine. She lays down as sleep was about to over take her her window open suddenly. "Da fuq" Krissy said as she got up. "oh uh huh im not about to die no way hozay" Krissy picked up her phone and some money and zipped down the stairs and out the door she went. "Mom hey how you doing. Could I stay with you for a little bit"

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Hello I hope you liked that rule and my rant about this part of scary movies. Please comment if you like it and if you have any other rules that you would like for me to rant about