RULE ONE
Do not go into houses where the whole neighbor hood say it haunted because 10 time out of 10 it is haunted
Exception(s)
If it a random old dude telling you it is haunted and he got 50 cats and partially crazy then thats an EXCEPTION
Situation 1 (BAD)
"Hey Seth lets go inside the haunted house down the street even though everyone on our street say it is haunted and every time we walk pass something strange happens!" Paul exclaimed
"Alright let me leave my phone here and not tell my parents where I am going" Seth said
*****************************************2 days later on the news**************************************************
"Two teenagers who were reported missing have been found dead in an abandoned house the police haven't reported the cause of death now back to you Bob"
DON'T BE SETH AND PAUL BE SMART
Situation 2 (GOOD)
"Hey Seth lets go inside the haunted house down the street even though everyone on our street say it is haunted and every time we walk pass something strange happens!" Paul exclaimed
"HELL NAL you crazy I don't mess with ghost, ghouls, vampire, werewolves, shapeshifters, witches, killers and anything that says boo" Seth said " Lets go watch Spongebob instead"
"OMG Sponge Bob yassss" Seth shouted running to the couch and sitting to close to the tv.
And Seth and Paul spent the whole evening watching Spongebob
BE SMART AND DONT GO INTO HAUNTED HOUSES
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The Do's and Don't of a Scary Movie
HumorIf you are ever stuck in a scary movie and don't know what to do refer to this guide and you WILL survive... Unless you do something stupid that result in your death. ENJOY!
