Kevin scurried home on his human feet. He ran in through the front door and ran up stairs. He open Ian's door and ran in to see Ian licking his Johnny Depp post on his wall.
"Ian! Stop it!" Kevin yells.
Ian stops and looks over a Kevin.
"KEVI- Kevin...your back! Your human!"
Ian runs over and hugs Kevin.
"Okay chumb go make me a sandwich."
"Okay!"
Kevin was so happy that he was back in his normal body that he didn't care that Ian bossed him around.
Kevin ran down stairs and made Ian a sandwich. Right before kevin went back upstairs Kevin saw Billy Maze commercial.
"Billy Maze!" Kevin exclaims.
Kevin sits down and watches the commercial. After the commercial was over, Kevin goes back up stairs and gives Ian his sandwich.
"Oh and I'm having a party and also Richard is spending the night." Ian says.
"Oh cool Richard..." Kevin says.
••••
There was a lot of douche bags in the house. Kevin decided it go down stairs and meet some girls. Kevin casually walks down stairs and the first thing he see is his brother, Ian, chugging beer with a beer bong.
Kevin sighs and walks over to where the girls are and right before he could say something Keith comes crashing through the wall and says
"WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THIS PARTY?!"
The End.
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My Life as a Llama
Non-FictionKevin was just a normal kid with a abusive brother until he meets a magical wizard and turns him into a llama. Will Kevin ever be a normal kid again? Ha probably not Kevin is a fuck up anyway.
