Kevin walks on the bus and noticed the bus driver is staring at him.
"What you never seen a llama before?" Kevin questions.
"Uhh...sorry m'am. *looks under him* uhh... I mean sir..."
Kevin has a feeling that everyone is intimidate by him, judging by the way everyone is looking at him. Kevin is going to take advantage of this.
Kevin decides to take a seat in the back next to his Enemy. Pablo.
Pablo has been Kevin's enemy ever since second grade. They have always fought over if Johnny Depp was gay or not. Then in there later years they fought over who had better hair.
So...Pablo...you still think you got better hair than me?".
"Um yeah I do, you're a llama!" say Pablo.
Then everyone starts laughing at Kevin. Then Kevin realizes that he judged wrong. Everyone thinks he's a idiot.
Kevin moves over to the next seat in the bus where know one was sitting. Kevin putting his llama elbow on the window sill and stares out the window dramatically and starts thinking about how he turned into a llama. Then he sees the wizard on the side of the road jacking off in a bush and laughing.
Kevin gasps.
"STOP THE BUS!!" Kevin yells.
The bus stops and Kevin runs off the bus and looks behind the bushes for the wizard.
"COME OUT I KNOW YOU'RE OUT HERE!"
Kevin searches franticly looking for the wizard.
Then the bus driver grabs his fur and drags him to the bus.
"NO WAIT! I SAW HIM! I SAW THE WIZARD WHO TURNED ME INTO THE LLAMA!"
"Shut the fuck up and get on the bus."
The bus driver shoves him on the bus.
Kevin returns to his seat and sighs. "I know I saw him..." He whispers to his self.
•••
Kevin arrives at school and walks to his first period class. Chemistry. This was Kevin's least favorite class because Pablo is in the class.
Kevin walked into the classroom and took a seat in the back row where know one sat.
"Hey Kevin, so did a wizard turn you into a llama?" Pablo mischievously asks.
Everyone laughs.
The bell rings and the teacher, Mr. Gordon, walks in and writes something on the whiteboard.
He stands next to it and looks down.
"Fuck all of you little cunts." One kid in the class reads out loud.
Everyone and panics as the Mr. Gordon begins to make out with his gay lover.
Unfortunately someone got the principle and removed Mr. Gordon from his gay lover.
Mr. Gordon gets fired and his gay lover gets band from the school.
Since this happened school was released earlier than it already was.
•••
Kevin rides the bus home.
When Kevin got home he noticed that his front door was wide opened.
Anxiously Kevin runs into the house.
"Ian! I'm back from school! Mr. Gordon was making out with his gay lover in front of the class!"
Kevin walks up stairs and hears heavy breathing from Ian's room. He slowly opens the door and see Ian crying in the corner of his room.
Kevin slowly walks over to him and puts his hand on his shoulder.
"Ian?" He says softly.
Ian cries into his hands.
"I-I met him." Ian sobs.
"Who did you meet?" Kevin asks yearningly.
"T-t-the wizard."~To be Continued~
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My Life as a Llama
No FicciónKevin was just a normal kid with a abusive brother until he meets a magical wizard and turns him into a llama. Will Kevin ever be a normal kid again? Ha probably not Kevin is a fuck up anyway.