Kevin wakes up in a puddle of sweat. *heavily breathing*
"My god... I had a dream that I met a wizard and he was wanking in the forest...*heavily breathing* and he turned me into a llama."
Kevin gets up and looks in the mirror. *screams*
"FUCKIN SHIT I AM A LLAMA MY DREAM WAS REAL!"
*gets down on llama knees and yells* "NOOO!"
"WHAT THE FUCK KEVIN IM TRYING TO JACK MY PENIS! CANT I JACK TO PORN IN PEACE ASSHOLE!?" Ian yells.
Kevin cries.
Ian walks into Kevin's bedroom.
"Yo you gonna miss the bu- YOU ARE ONE UGLY ASS LLAMA! *laughs uncontrollably* Yeah anyway...*says in between breaths* your gonna miss the bus for school. Your lucky that it's the last day though cause I wouldn't wanna get caught as a llama." Ian says.
"Ian! Do I have to go to school?! Can please stay home?!" Kevin eagerly asks.
"No dip shit you have to go to school!"
"BUT IM A LLAMA!"
"Get over it skank it's only a half day anyway so your going to fucking school!"
Ian shoves Kevin down the stairs and shoves him out the front door.
"Your going to school!" Ian slams the front door in his face.
Kevin walks to his bus stop luckily no one was their because, it was the last day of school. When the bus finally arrives he awkwardly gets on the bus. Usually Kevin didn't care what other people thought of him but, now he does...
~To be Continued~
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My Life as a Llama
No FicciónKevin was just a normal kid with a abusive brother until he meets a magical wizard and turns him into a llama. Will Kevin ever be a normal kid again? Ha probably not Kevin is a fuck up anyway.
