WWE: The Resistance

Let The Invasion Begin

MrRollins2: No!

Sasha: Don't Try that shit, I know you must be behind this!!

MrRollins2: Why does everyone assume every villain comes from me?!

Bayley: Well let's see, You killed all of us in your debut, You started a world War, You Nearly Blew up another planet, You blew Up the Shield's Helicopter, You-

MrRollins2: Alright I get it! I JUST got back from an Exploding Limo Yesterday, So I can't deal with this shit.

Sasha: okay so How about that Jackoff who Was Harassing Dario Yesterday?

MrRollins2: Wait that Happened? Whatever, Good Day, I'll try killing you some other time.

He slams the door on Them.

Sasha: Well Shit.

Bayley: Hey language. This is a kids show.

Sasha: Yeah, Because A Kids show totally Has 3 Smuts Published on it.

They go back to the House.

Jimmy: I am telling you, The Pawn can only go 1 space forward.

Jey: And I'm telling YOU, it can go 2.

Becky: (Thoughts) They have been arguing about this for 5 hours! Can The Girls just get back already?!?!?

Meanwhile in The City....

Roman, Seth, Dean & Solo were all getting ready to attack.

Roman: Solo, you're with me. Seth & Dean you take care of the bank.

Seth: Yes Sir.

Seth and Dean run into the bank.

Dean: ALRIGHT! EVERYONE! ON THE GROUND NOW! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!

..... But no one was reacting to that.

Seth: HEY!!! HE SAID WE'RE ROBBING THIS PLACE!!

Again, Everyone in the bank was just talking to each other instead of listening to the 2 Men screaming at them.

Dean: Oh for Fuck sakes-

He grabs his gun and shoots the ceiling.

Clerk: AHH!! HE'S GOT A GUN!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Seth: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!!!

Then suddenly 7 or 8 police cars all fly into the wall and smash Seth & Dean.

Dean: Ya know, I'm flattered, but that's Becky's thing.

Seth: Shut up!!

Randy and Riddle Get out of their car and pick up the Would-be robbers.

Randy: You have the Right to Remain stupid.

Seth: Fuck.

End of Chapter