(A/N: I wrote this in September 2023 guys, nothing makes sense untill like chapter 30, so expect CONFUSION. Anyone here for aletyler, I apologise, because I switched teams sm times and you don't get actual aletyler untill later chapters. Bridgette and Geoffs relationship makes no sense so pretend it's an on and off relationship. Until later chapters noco literally infests this book. Also ignore the fact that someone almost dies in like the second chapter, I wanted a specific type of drama that I read in a chatfic that I can't find anymore omg PLS)
[Total Drama Whores]
Noah: Izzy wtf
Noah: Absolutely not
[Noah left the chat]
[Izzy added Noah]
Izzy: There's no escape hehe
Heather: I don't want to speak to these people again though
Harold: Bold of you to assume we want to talk to you
Heather: fuck off
Leshawna: No one talks to my sugar like that you fish stick looking mall shopping peaking in highschool daddy's girl spoiled ass ponytail havinh booty shorts wearing prom queen
Heather: having*
Leshawna: fuck you
DJ: ok guys stop arguing
Leshawna: alright just cos it's you
Heather: ^ but less nice sounding
Cody: hey guys!
Trent: hey dude
Harold: hey!
Justin: this chat just got 100% hotter
Trent: it sure did
[Trent deleted a chat]
Izzy:
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Gwen: are we all gonna ignore that they all got online at the same time
Gwen: like a cult or something
Alejandro: this chat just got 200% hotter
Heather: lies
Alejandro: hi mi amor <3
Alejandro: insults is heathers love language
Heather: stfu
Sierra: OMG IM LIKE TOTALLY ADDING THIS TO MY ALEHEATHER BLOGGG!!
Leshawna: your what what what?
Sierra: ITS ALEJANDRO AND HEATHERS SHIP NAME I HAVE ONE FOR EVERY SHIP!!
