[Team E-SCOPE]
Izzy: oogly boogly
Noah: what now
Eva: she's drunk
Izzy: LRTS BLIW UO SHIT
Eva: let's not
Izzy: TIO LAYE I GAVE YHE BIOM BOOM
Noah: wtf
Eva: are you not used to it
Noah: fair enough
Eva: @izzy come to mine, we can minorly blow up shit
Noah: I don't trust you both, I'll be there in five
Izzy: PAETY PIOOPER
[Noahhh<3/Cody (<3)]. (I wonder these two could be)
Noah: someaddresssomewhere
Cody: r u ok??????
Noah: im fine, Izzy wants to blow stuff up and I don't trust them together so I'm going. Think of yourself as backup 🤷🏾
Cody: I'm omw I wanna blow shit up (° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Noah: cOdy nO
Cody: hehehehehehhehhehehhehehe
Eva's house!!!!
As Noah's maroon car pulled up at the driveway, the horrible smell of smoke filled his nose.
"Fucks sake" he sighed and got out his car. Having his own key, he let himself in to be met with the sight of Izzy running around a fire wearing safety goggles.
"Blow it up! Blow it up!" She chanted.
The ember fire burned as Eva poured some sort of mixture on it. It obviously worked because the flames wafted into the air accompanied with a loud bang. Instantly after, they heard one of Evas neighbours yelling at them. Izzy flipped him off and he grunted in annoyance. The back door opened and Cody stood in the doorway.
"I wanna blow shit upppp" he half yelled.
"Take these" noah passed him some clear safety goggles, "Izzy put yours back on" he added glancing at Izzy.
"Party pooperr" she thought for a second, "After this lets...go somewhere!!"
Noah rolled his eyes.
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"This stupidass match won't light" Cody groaned.
"Your doing it wrong" Eva scoffed.
As Eva tried to show a confused Cody how to light a match (it's normal in this household) the Groupchat was blowing up
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
Trent; imagine getting burnt
Bridgette:imagine simping so hard that you died
Ezekiel:DW Trent I got u, eh
Ezekiel: imagine getting voted off first
Noah:,I can't do this anymore
Izzy: you got me jumping like
Cody: bOOM SHAKALAKA
Eva:Cody focus dumbass
Noah:can confirm, Cody is infact a dumbass
Cody: nooooooooooo
Izzy:cooooooooooo
Trent:nine
Justin: stop
Trent: go get your face skinned off
Justin: absolutely unbelievable. I would not accept this if I didn't completely despise you.
Noah:when did he learn how to use big words
Justin: drown.
Noah: imagine dying before me
Justin: stfu
Cody: guys actually help me
Noah: did you set yourself on fire again
Heather:Im sorry- again?
Izzy: TEMA ESCOPE IS BLOWING STUFF IP
Heather: I'm not even surprised
Cody: gUys
Noah:can y'all hear anything
[Harold is typing]
Noah: no
[Harold stopped typing]
Izzy: co
Noah: w h y
Lindsay: Heathens??
Cody: YOULL NEVER KNOW THE PHYSCOPARH SITTING NEXT TO YOU
Lindsay: Heater ian't a phdyco, cord??
Heather: hey Linds
Lindsay: haiii!!
Tyler: ◉‿◉
Heather: what
Tyler: ʘ‿ʘ
Lindsay: toaster shish
Heather: yeah toaster shish
Sierra: I'm gonna expose people hehehhehehehehehhehehe
Noah: why
Sierra: you first for trying to steal Codykins
Noah: wonderful
Sierra: you have a crush on MY CODYKINS. CAN YOU HEAR THIS?! CODY?!
Harold: actually he cannot hear it because this is a messaging app.
Noah:gee, what a shocker, I, noah Sterecra, like Cody Anderson. Who could've known.
Lindsay: I knor Norway!
Sierra: urghhhhhhh well next is Gwen.
Gwen: hey Noah didn't even get an actual exposing thing.
Sierra: shush boyfriend stealer
Sierra: had an emo phase
Heather: I'm so surprised omg
Sierra: heather next
Heather: it sounds so ominous
[Harold is typing]
Heather: no
Sierra: you were pregnant once but aborted it.
Heather: okay what happened to silly little confessions
Sierra: No
Sierra: Courtney next
Courtney: how about no
Sierra: you love Gwen (Ew gay)
Courtney: what a shock, it's not like we're dating😱😱
Heather:these are so pathetic, it's like the author didn't even try
Author: go away
Heather: never
Leshawna: what?
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Leave me alone I don't know how to come up with actually good ideas
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Total Drama Groupchat??!????! (Discontinued And Remade Due To Cringe)
FanfictionI mean it's literally the title
