[Somewhere in the West Midlands, England]
Trent: pip pip cheerio
Noah: what the fuck mate
Duncan: fucks your problem ya nonce
Noah: fuck off youhm a bastard
Duncan: @allmymates wanna jump Noah with mi
Duncan: outside tescos
Eva: youhm not touching 'im ya bitch
Eva: Wanna fuckin scrap over it cunt
Duncan: I'm gonna batta you
Duncan: Meet outside Lidl in 10 minutes bitch
Izzy: cunt
Izzy: autistic cunt
Noah: you called?
Duncan: 💀
Courtney: ahem gentlemen what is going on here
Duncan: nothin miss
Duncan: oi Geoff Mrs Satellas well fit innit
Geoff: proper fit
Tyler: this is the Spanish teacha I was on about
Duncan: innit
Courtney: Excuse me? Headmasters office now!
Duncan: you dare use my own spells against me Pottah
Harold: avada kedarva
Duncan: dies
Cody: *celebrates*
Noah: *kisses Cody*
Izzy: and the crowd goes wild
Noah: *scraps Izzy*
Izzy: *wins scrap*
Beth: *turns into a proper fit ultra hybrid rose démon from the depths of Birmingham*
Heather: What the fuck
Trent:, you just ruined a perfectly good British GC
Trent: wanna scrap
Heather: bet mate
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