No bitches I love noah so wait your turn for trustin or whatever🥰
[Total Party Hoes]
Geoff: so how was the party?
Cody: shit
Noah:Cody stfu
Noah: don't tell
Courtney: n
Izzy: o
Justin: c
Trent: o
Noah: I hope sierra gets you next you assholes
Izzy: ahem
Noah: everyone but Izzy
Izzy: better 😼
[Team E-SCOPE]
Crazy: whattattatata hapapenenened
Calculator: nothing
Bodyguard: he probably fucked Cody
Calculator: lies your plan went wrong
Crazy: wdym
Calculator: hah find out urself
[Total party hoes]
Justin: noah dissapeared
Trent: stop fucking Cody we're tryna speak
Noah: die <3
Trent: no <3
Courtney: Gwen do u know wtf happened ml Ur being kinda quiet
Gwen:I've been sworn to secrecy
Duncan: they fucked
Leshawna: bitch stfu you were on your way to fuck Harold
Harold: what.
Harold: Dumbcan speak
Duncan: I was drunk
Cody:, lies you only had one beer
Duncan: you were in the bathroom how do you know
Courtney: hold up why in one of my videos there are ambulance sirens
Noah: Izzy jumped off the balcony again
Izzy:lies
Eva: can confirm, lies
Noah: fuck this shit I'm out
Cody: that's my line bitch
Gwen: a lovers quarrel
[Noah went offline]
Gwen:Cody why does my find my friends app say Ur at the hospital
Cody: Gwen u know fucking why
Lindsay: did Cory jump off the balcony?
Courtney: what's so bad that he can't tell
Owen: I know 😺
Izzy: tell
Owen: no
Eva: tell her before I smash Ur head in
Owen:Oksksoksksosnoahsinsshosksputalbeacsdjstwiehrrastavsbebdhimdnd
Izzy:🙊
Eva: what did he say I don't speak Izzy language
Izzy: NOAHS IN HOSPIYAL BRCAUSE SOERRA SYABBED GIM
Eva: tf
Eva: when I find sierra
Noah: Owen wtf
Noah: don't go after sierra you idiots im fine and Sierra has a knife that according to last night's events clearly works
Cody: noahs fine can confirm
Cody: now sleep you bitch
Noah: never
Gwen: so romantic
Gwen: noah fucking sleep you just got stabbed you weirdo
Noah: except I feel like reading
Gwen: Cody take it
Cody: got the book
Noah: FUCK YOU TRAITOR
Cody: now sleep
Noah: what if I sleep for 10 minutes
Cody: fine by me but just sleep you need rest
Heather: take the flirting to the DMs
Izzy: no Izzy wants to see this
Cody: too late he's tryna sleep
Heather: I have an idea and it's amazing
[Loco for noco]
[[Heather added Cody]
Cody: wtf
Cody:oh
Heather: let's cut to the chase here
Heather: do you like noah
Cody: wtf?
Izzy: HE DIDNT DENY IT
Cody: I'm gonna Kms
[Team E-SCOPE!]
Crazy: PLEASEESESES CAN WE TELL HIMMMMMMMM
Bodyguard: no a secrets a secret iz
Crazy: AWHHHHHHHHHH
[Loco for noco]
[Izzy removed Cody]
Izzy: CAN I TELL THESE PEOPEL?!?!!
Eva: yk what?
Eva: yeah
Izzy: NOAHHAHAHSDHFNF SAID IN PLAYA DE LOSERS THAT HE LIKED CODY IN THAT WAY AND HE HAS EVER SINCE!!:!!'!!:!;?!!!!!!_!!£!!£_++&!_
Courtney:CAN WE TELL CODY
Izzy: SEE COURTNEY WANTS TO
Eva: if the nerd doesn't confess in two weeks we'll tell Cody
Izzy: WHY TWO WEEKS?!!!
Eva: he's in hospital that's why two weeks
Izzy: AWHHHGHHHHHHH
[Izzy added Cody]
Izzy: ok he's back
NOAHS POV why was that in caps? MAYBE BECAUSE NOCO?!?!
Noah woke up from his nap on the slightly uncomfortable hospital bed. He looked at the clock on his phone. 4:30pm. He slept for 30 minutes. That should be enough, I mean all he's doing is sitting in a bed anyway. He saw Cody clutching onto his book while slowly dozing off and snoring slightly. He looked kinda cute..
Lol no noco yet haha but I promise you'll get noco soon!
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