you and sodapop were going at it when all of the sudden he sharted and it started coming out all over your white bed sheets. steve came in because he heard the commotion and he opened the door. soda was still sharting and you noticed steve and scrambled to cover yourself up. "WTF IS GOING ON????" steve yelled. you facepalmed and steve walked out. you grabbed soda and dragged him into the shower and threw your sheets in the washer.
THIS IS SATIRE GUYS I SWEAR IT'S A JOKE THAT WE HAVE!!!!!!!