𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙎𝙎 | various!bsd x reader

1. being friends with dazai, chuuya, and atsushi

gender: gender neutral

type: headcanons

characters: dazai, chuuya, & atsushi

warnings: unedited writing, possible out of charcters

;; dazai 🩹

. i feel like this friendship is going to be chaotic, no matter how you act.

. he would be the most annoying little shit you can meet. in the ADA he and you would be goofy and annoying the living hell outta, ahem, kunikida.🫣

. pranks on chuuya is a definte yes, however, just because you aid him, don't think your in the clear.

. he likes to prank you sometimes because he likes how you try to prank him back. he gets under your skin like that.

. you each of inside jokes only you two understand, leaving literally everyone else in the agency confused-

. missions with him are...well, they can be random. most of the time you're stopping him from trying a "new form of suicide". although, the ideas he comes up with when he's with you do seem...interesting.😬

. almost got you killed in the process of him showing you.

. most of the time, he takes things seriously.

. you catch him slacking off, your smacking him upside the head to get him back to work.

. or you join him, it depends on your mood sometimes.

. atsushi was nervous when you first met dazai. the first thought in his mind was, oh no. not another one.

. remember the pranks on chuuya bit? yeah, this also counts bothering atsushi when he's working. so is kunikida, but atsushi's the newes recruit, he's like fresh meat, waiting to be messed with.

. overall, this friendship is a solid, 7.5/10.

. you both will grow closer over time.

;; chuuya 🍷

. your basically dazai 2.0 with this man.

. however, he doesnt seem to hate you...or have a tolerance against you.

. offered you some wine, after hearing you've never drank before and now your both drinking buddies.

. when he's drunk, your normally drunk together.

. you both would have similar fashion tastes, however hats are his thing, get your own look.

. however, you like to snatch his hat straight off his head, and place it over your own. you don't give it back until he's able to grab it from you.

. you tease him for him being short, even if your the same, or around, the same height as him😒

. calls you out for that, however you think nothing off it.

. nicknaaaames

. ex; bitch, jackass, ass, bitch, piece of shit, etcetc

. this goes back and forth between the both of you.

. if your in the PM, you both tend to always be with each other. in meetings, missions, or even just chillin'.

. overall, this friendship is around a 8/10. he would be loyal to you, and aid you..however, don't get use to it because after all'as safe, he's leaving you behind until he sees you next.

;; atsushi 🐅

. you were part of the ADA, you can have any ability you want, and when atsushi met you, after his entrence exam of course, he was curious about your ability and asked you more about it.

. that's how the first conversation with you went. over the days, he's seen you more and more, growing closer to you.

. now your both friends, close friends, and are usually seen together around the workplace.

. you like to spend money on him, knowing his childhood. you know he has his own money, however he spends most of it on kyouka, wanting to give her a childhood he never had.🥲

. however, when someone like yourself spends money for him, he feels guilty.

. you tell him it's okay, but he can't help but feel like he's using you for money.

. he doesnt know what to say, but thank you.

. takes care of you if your feeling tired at work. he'll offer to take care of the work for you while your secrectly taking a nap, or trying not to drift off somewhere.

. you ran into akutagawa with him, the meeting was...weird. it's almost like they knew each other in the past?? duh, they didn't.

. best comforter when it comes to you stressing over work, and you try your best to give the same comfort back.

. overall, being friends with atsushi is a 9/10. he's worried for your safety sometimes, but you always make it out in the end.