Titan TvMan: Hi everyone i am the only single titan. I'm single.
Kiki: Hi...
Titan TvMan: I need a gf. anyways... i don't need it actually. im good alone.
Kiki: Is it wrong for a human to love a Titan?
Titan TvMan: very wrong. why u asking?
Kiki: I loved Titan speakerman.
Titan TvMan: oop
Kiki: He never noticed. Cause I'm to small.
Titan TvMan: Let me tell him
Kiki: Don't bother
Allay: OH TITAN SPEAKERMAN!!!
Titan TvMan: Titan speakerman!!!!!
Kiki: Stop... He's probably gonna see me as a threat to Titan speakerwoman. I need to get over it.
Allay: HEY TITAN SPEAKERMAN!!!
Kiki: Smacks the allay*
Allay: Well that wasn't very nice
Titan Speaketman: Yes?
Titan TvMan: KIKI HAS A CR-
Kiki: Smacks Titan tv man* Don't u dare!
Titan TvMan: --------
Allay: KIKI HAS A CRUSH ON YOU TITAN SPEAKERMAN!!!
titan Speakerman: What happened?!
Kiki: *Faints of embarrassment*
Titan Speakerman: What did u say?
Allay: KIKI HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!!!
Titan Speakerman: DONT YOU DARE TRY TO HARM TITAN SPEAKERWOMAN KIKI!!!
Kiki: I won't...
Allay: Well about that...
Titan Speakerman: No. Wwhat happened?
Allay: Yeah uh I forgot yeah definitely 😅
Titan Speakerman: really?
Kiki: I'm the only reason you're still alive Titan speakerman. But you don't remember.
Allay: Listen I'm not trying to die again. Hold up how do I die if I am already... dead?
Titan Speakerwoman: Titan speakerman is mine! Do not harm him you stupid human!
Kiki: How could I?
*Titan Speakerwoman flies away with titan speakerman*
Kiki: He's freaking 300feet tall I'm only 4 feet tall!
Allay: Whisper: You want to kill titan speakerwoman right? Take down the core if most likely. But that is quite boring.
Kiki: Whisper: as long as I don't get caught I will take boring. *Runs away from the scene as to not gets caught*
Allay: Whisper: well you could have taken some explosives, oh and he left.
Kiki: Whisper: I will the the bow and arrow
Allay: Whisper: ok!
Titan TvMan: None of the titans are brothers but titan speakerwoman is my cousin so do not hurt her okay?
Kiki: Ok. I know I would be dead if I tried. Allay. Do they think I'm some kind of pet or something?
Allay: I don't know I'm not a Titan myself!
Titan TvMan: Yes. You are just a tiny creature.
Kiki: So this is how that pill bug felt when I had one... *sigh*...
Allay: Hold up how many years was it *looking at book* oh yeah 77 years when the nuke was made! That's another fun fact!
Kiki: I relate so much to brown cameraman.
Titan TvMan: yessssss
Allay: Uh yeah I think so, wait who was that?
Titan TvMan: stupid
Kiki: I wonder if he is still trying?
Allay: Uh there's some toy bears with pencils and they are attacking us!
Kiki: Oh no! *deals with teddy bears*
*sharpener tank from the toy bears come*
Titan Random Cameramam: *burns them all*
Kiki: And stop thinking of me as a pet. Humans existed before any of you. If anything I should be in charge.
Allay: But wasn't it author who created all of you or not?
Kiki: We made the titans first he just gave them feelings for a plot twist. They used to all the work for us.
*sudden explosion*
Allay: Hold up what was that
Kiki: Idk! Oh dear.
*sharpener Giant appears*
Allay: Uh oh
Kiki: Sees skibidi's attacking but brown cameraman with them*
Allay: Wait a second
Kiki: What!!!
Allay: Kiki, deal with the toilets, I can handle the Giant!
Kiki: I never did that before! They gonna infect me!
Allay: *immediately chops of the legs of the sharpener giant*
Kiki: Just hides*
Allay: But are you not an electronic or- OH TAKE COVER!! TAKE THIS GIANT!!!
Kiki. They turn humans into regular skibidi toilets by singing!
Allay: Oh
Kiki: It's a disease only humans can get.
Allay: Wait what about allays?
Kiki: No. But yeah.
Allay: Ok rather deal with the Giant. Ok Kiki?*gives Kiki a rocket launcher* *attacks the police Skibidi toilets* Wait the camera titan gave me a stun gun...
Kiki: Kills the the Giant*
Allay: Good job! *stuns and flushes the remaining toilets*
Titan TvMan: Hi everybody
Kiki: Hi...
Allay: Oh hey!
Titan TvMan: Kiki is still feelibg like brown coat cameraman?
*Ever since the day Titan tv man told her she has been more of a pet she has been rude to everybody but barnaby*
Allay: Maybe, maybe not.
Titan TvMan: sorry kiki but titan speakerman and speakerwoman cant be separated.
Kiki: I don't even care anymore! *Goes to room and slams door*
Allay: Yeah I may just leave y'all be... But that's lame!
Titan TvMan: haha stupid poopoo!
Kiki: Shut up!
Titan TvMan: lonely poop
Kiki: I said shut up!! Mind: I literally hate toilets. They took my family now I'm being kept as a pet. Says: You guys never wondered why I suddenly became so angry have you?
Titan TvMan: Kiki wanna die?
Kiki: No.
Titan TvMan: *uses tv beam at kiki*
Kiki: *Closes eyes*
Titan TvMan: Bruh. You lonely simp
Kiki: Earbuds in playing her own music*
Titan TvMan: *Tries to steps on Kiki*
Kiki: *just dodges*
Kiki: *Puts on her paw patrol sunglasses she got when she was 5* Opens her eyes* I had them when I was a kid they're all I have. You were nice for so long what made you change?
Allay: Well uhh that is quite the fight.
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What Happened After The Skibidi Toilet War
FanfictionThe war ended and everything has been calm for a awhile. But can you ever be sure? This is a bookie based off a rp me and a few of my friends work together to make! I know them over discord in august 2023. There's me, Ryan, Pra, Riki, and roblox123 ...
