[Chapter 12] Killing Titan Speakerwoman

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Kiki: *Puts on her paw patrol sunglasses she got when she was 5* Opens her eyes* I had them when I was a kid they're all I have. You were nice for so long what made you change?

Titan TvMan: Idk. im nice now.

Kiki: That was weird.

Titan TvMan: Im nice now.

Kiki: Goes back to her bunker she was brought to when she first met the titans* All this time...They only thought of me as a pet.

*Kiki runs out of bunker and to the top of a very tall building* She would sit at the very top of a building overlooking what used to be her home city* Sigh*

Kiki: Why did all of this have to happen?

Titan Cameraman: Idk it's not my fault that toilets invaded the city I wasn't even built until humans were mostly gone.

Kiki: I really really don't like Titan tv man right now...

Allay: He is a great guy what do you mean?

Kiki: He literally told Titan speakerman how I felt, he told me I was nothing more than a pet, and he tried to kill me!!!

Allay: I can't say I have a problem with the murder part neither do I not have one.

Kiki: Do you you think he would try to kill me again?

Titan TvMan: Yes. haha! *tries to step on Kiki*

Kiki: *Just dodges* She cried really scared not wanting to die*

Titan TvMan: Ok. you are the only human left. You cant die.

Kiki: Why are you like this?

Titan TvMan: if you destroy 1 toilet i will do anything. INCLUDING killing TITAN SPEAKERWOMAN

Kiki: No...It's too risky.

Titan TvMan: Just a small toilet to see your strength.

Kiki: I'm too scared.

Titan TvMan: Ok. Then i will help.

Kiki: Do you not know why I'm the last human left?

Titan TvMan: why?

Kiki: The toilets used to be humans.

Titan TvMan: yeah?

Kiki: Their songs transform humans into toilets.

Titan TvMan: Yep

Kiki: It's a virus.

Titan TvMan: Did u not get infected?

Kiki: No I stayed at home all the time.

Titan TvMan: skibidi toilets break in home?

Kiki: My earbuds saved me.

Titan TvMan: you wear headphones?

Kiki: No I have earbuds.

Titan TvMan: You must be a really smart human. You are the chosen one.

Kiki: No I just love music.

Titan TvMan: Him and titan cameraman are the same. Anyways i will help u kill titan speakerwoman. titan speakerman cant know he will kill me

Kiki: Isn't he the Weakest of you three?

Titan TvMan: But i dont wanna keep fighting him. Yeah he weak. But i fought him infected before and it was hard. He isnt infected now. it's gonna be harder. anyways...

Kiki: He better not play to many ads!

Titan TvMan: *locates titan speakerwoman and about to teleport behind her but realizes she with titan speakerman*

Kiki: I been preparing.

Titan TvMan: nvm try later theyre on stupid date again bruh.

Kiki: I have an anti core arrow. And a bow.

Titan TvMan: Really?

Kiki: If I shoot it at her core it will kill her.

Titan TvMan: Nice. Come here. I cant be seen using tv powers. Let's teleport.

Kiki: Ok.

Titan TvMan: *holds kiki and teleports in front of titan speakerwoman* now shoot before she runs away! *Teleports away*

Kiki: Shoots her core killing her then retreats*

Titan TvMan: YES!!! you did it!!

Kiki: Hides somewhere she can watch but isn't seen*

Titan TvMan: did anyone see?

Kiki: I don't think so.

Titan TvMan: *teleports into hiding spot* *watches*

Kiki: There's a speakerman!

Titan Speakerwoman: HELPPPPP!!!

Titan TvMan: wait what?

Speakerman: MOMMMYYYY!!!

Kiki: *Rips its head off.*

Titan TvMan: did he see us kill? ooh yes. killed!

Kiki: Runs away unseen* Oh my gosh I will be so dead if Titan speakerman seen that.

Titan TvMan: Let me watch through my tv

Kiki: Ok.

Titan TvMan: omg titan speakerwoman is fully dead on the ground now! wait....... speakermen are coming. thankfully they didnt see us.

Kiki: *Climbs up on him and watches from his shoulder*

Titan TvMan: Omg titan speakerman came. Wait. He's crying. Idk why but I kinda feel bad.

Kiki: I need to wait a few days. Then comfort him and he will be mine.

Titan TvMan: how will you earn titan speakermans heart?

Kiki: Comforting him. But when he tells.

Titan TvMan: Ok

Kiki: It will be suspicious if I know immediately

Titan TvMan: also i made everyone forget u love titan speakerman.

Kiki: Ok good.

Titan TvMan: including titan speakerman and woman. Ok kiki im going to ho to tvman base.

Kiki: Ok cya! Goes to her room and listens to music*

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